That would be a cute outfit, if she didn’t have panty hose on.

That was an amazingly astute and hilarious post, Whitney. Kudos to you. That being said, if I was to go out tonight, you might think you were seeing Charlize Theron from the movie “Monster,” because I would not have the energy to deal with the mullet that has randomly become my new haircut. Nor would I do more than a cursory brushing of the teeth, and my makeup application would be shoddy and unglamorous after one-too-many interruptions from the kiddos. But then again, I can’t afford nannies.

I just wish she didn’t wear so much make up. She’s a pretty girl!

She thinks she needs alcohol now — wait until that boy is 2-3 years old. That stuff is enough to make you want to booze it up ALL the time!! YIKES!!

I had to go shopping today and I saw at least 10 women wearing black pantyhose. No shit. Big permed hair is next. I just know it.

I loved when black pantyhose were in…..and perms too! The big hair and the dark legs make you look thinner. Who doesnt love that?

And I just hate it when I go out and get all fucked up, someone has to hold me up and I’ve got one eye shut and then someone takes my picture. Thats just harsh. Cant anyone get drunk in peace anymore?

Yeah, and you think you need a drink with the babies?

Just wait ’til you have grown children, then you come on over to my house and I’ll fix
you a proper cocktail. I’ll go ahead and get started if you don’t mind. :-)

All the ladies on Real Housewives of NY wear black hose. How gauche.

But the NYC Housewives did come up with a great skinny girls margarita recipe.

Pour to the very slow count of 5, Patron Silver.
Splash in Cointreau or triple sec
a squeeze of lime
salt on the rim (or sugar if you’d rather)

And sing together: “Forget all your troubles, Come on get happy…”(thank you to Judy Garland)

(In the interest of full discloser, the recipe calls for 2 ounces of the Silver Patron. I say count to 5 slowly because it makes it better.)

I say all the NYC housewives gets a pass for the good alcohol recipe. Just my call. What do I know?

You all will need a good stiff drink when you have teens and adult children, let me just tell you.

You think it gets easier!!!??? Yes. Ok. Come see me, I’ll be here. Unless the stress has killed me, of course.

I look back on the infant year and I miss those days, those were the easy days. 2 and 3 are the years you need to throw sobriety out the window. I love the recipe QC but I am afraid I cannot afford silver patron, maybe I will try it with my Jose Cuervo.

thank you all for validating the weekend binges I just noticed have been happening over the last few months. My son turns 3 next month…

My baby is going to be three in July, I am terrified and I am desperately seeking a pre-school that can contain her.

YerMom, just wait til your kids get older and get jobs. Then just do what I do, and make them share the good stuff. They can afford it because they live with mom.