Best Week Ever has compiled a list of the 10 Greatest Heterosexual Men of Our Time, and they've included some fairly interesting choices. Would you have chosen Gandhi? Perhaps MLK Jr? You would have been tremendously wrong.
See, BWE is basing their lists on sexual conquests. And even with the brow so low, I still think their choices are awful. Like, should Tommy Lee really be commended for bedding Pamela Anderson? And Carson Daly gets a nod for dating Tara Reid? I would consider that at least seven demerits. That's not behavior to be encouraged.
Adam Duritz is number one. His exes are alright, I guess. But he needs to cut those dreads. They look like shit. Literally. I'm not sure I could eat around them.
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I'd say Justin is number one.
He popped Britney version.1.0 (read sexy), dated orgasmic Cameron forever, and is now supposedly banging hotty Scarlett and Jessica Biel (who everyone else seems to find attractive—I don't). And he's only relatively good-looking in comparison, am I right?
Yeah, Adam is the MAN! Now, I am off everyone! Happy weekend! We will be having the corned beef and cabbage THIS weekend–YUM!
I love all of the light-hearted and funny posts as of late…"I'm not sure I could eat around them." Wonderful!
Adam Duritz's dreadlocks are fake. My sister used to do them. What a homo! Who gets fake dreads?