why does Beyonce insist on letting her mother dress her?

There's Pam with her "boyfriend" again. They start looking more and more like each other every time I see them. Soon he's going to have huge breasts.

ok did you hear about the pam fight? tommy v. kid rock. kid won.. im so sad.

lol, I just read about it. Reading it, it appeared to be more of a slapfest than a fight. I hope no TMZ cameras were around. You know how they like to cry about getting slapped around.

And Pam was there too with her little magician. That guy is lucky Tommy didn't try and slap him.

oh tommy tommy tommy.

um, she was on because MTV was plugging their new show, "Pageant House" every other commercial break…

Dear Bunnieballs,

I am not in the mood to provoke you (let's just say today, everything you say, I think the opposite) but I would like a Best before the day is out, as it is my birthday.

Best,

Seyour.

The best comment of the night was when Justin Timberlake said to MTV " Play more videos".
MTV used to be awesome, I remember watching it the first minute it was on,They should get back to the VJ format and widen thier horizon of music.

Happy Birthday, seyour!

Best,
evil twin

Sorry, I know it's not the same, but just in case Cord doesn't respond…

happy birthday, seyour

Best,
April

Evil is right, its not the same, but if he doesnt respond and you get a bunch of them, maybe you wont care.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey and smell like on too. That's how it goes, right? That's what momma always told me.

lol thats the safe way to sing it.. you dont want the happy birthday sisters suing you like they did the girl scouts.

F'in girl scouts and their cookies. They don't care about copyrights. They just want to make everyone fat with their baked goods.

awww happy birthday seyour! it's my mom's birthday too, i'll eat an extra piece of cake in your honor. if anyone decides to get off their butt and make her a cake.

Aw, shucks. I had a feeling that Cord, didn't want to run that kind of blog. I mean it's not a daytime radio show or anything. Boo!

Ah, well, good wishes from you guts is more than enough. Hugs!

The Happy Birthday sisters sued the Girl Scouts? WTF?

Cord will give you a best, seyour. He just hasn't noticed your post. He's super nice. Trust.

Cheers,

Ilnaz

My guts wish you a happy day, everyday.

Cord, be sweet and "best" seyour already, wouldja?

Nice, Cord, no love for seyour on her birthday?

Guts should have been guys. But I am thinking of switching up the meanings. Life's more interesting when you bend dictionary laws:

"Oh, doctor, my guys hurt so bad, I think I had a bad curry."

"Oh, you guts are the best I love you guts so much."

And so on. Such as.

uuuumm… Cord?.. where did ya go?