Murphy Brown Was Kinda Funny
A piece now running in the highly-ignorable News of the World claims that comedian Eddie Murphy and Spice Girl Melanie Brown only had sex three times during the course of their relationship. "But incredibly," the article states, "that was enough to get her pregnant," meaning we don't think the News of the World knows how babies are made.
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Didn't she douche with a Diet Coke? That totally keeps you from getting preggers.
I thought you were supposed to use the whipped cream from a frapp like spermicide? That's what Britty told me. LIES!
I heard you can catch an STD just by picking up the News of The World.
Juje: you can, if you have the forethought. It is like a lube with spermacide. The Diet Coke is for emergencies or if you just were too hot to slow down. You know, like the day after pill, except better.
whats he holding on to
Chelsea: definately not his last shreds of dignity.
If you kiss a boy while sitting on a bed you can get pregnant. True story.
… he's holding his baby maker Chelsea…. I've read in the NOTW that if you go within 50 feet of it ..you will get pregnant
Oh look at that bottle. I bet if he rubs it really hard, Johnny Gill will pop out.
Don't go fishing without your boots on.
Is it wrong that I read the title to this post as "Murphy Brown Had Dispassionate Romance"? And I'm all like, "Really? Candice Bergen?"