vanhalen

Sorry, dude, but you’re wearing sensible slip-ons and cargo capris with bows on the bottoms, and your face practically looks like the Nixon mask from Point Break. Time to hang up the ax and head to the early buffet. It’s too bad you guys couldn’t settle your differences years ago, but the “rockin’ and rollin’” ship, as they say, has sailed.


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Sep 28, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 36 Responses
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Comments (36)

No. 1 Kitchy says:

It took me FOREVER to figure out who that was and I made myself refrain from clicking to see the tags.

Ugh. Men shouldn’t wear manpris at all, much less cargo ones that tie at the bottom.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 12:23 pm
No. 2 mojo9310 says:

Saw them in ‘79 and ‘80 when they TRULY ROCKED !!! Eddie is still in good shape..too bad his son is a lard ass

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 12:35 pm
No. 3 Mr. T says:

Their music is good. Stands up to the test of time.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:10 pm
No. 4 Kitchy says:

Too bad the band members don’t.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:12 pm
No. 5 Be Adequite says:

Only the Stones (my favorite!) can still kick ass at the age of 65+…

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:29 pm
No. 6 jujubees says:

Ahhhhhhhhh, why is Eddie purposely trying to send me into a rage with those pants?

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:36 pm
No. 7 sar says:

Be A, too bad they’d rather be dead.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:53 pm
No. 8 jujubees says:

I think at least two of them are. That’s how they got the idea to keep pretending Castro is alive. It it works for, Keith, why not the Commandante?

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:55 pm
No. 9 sar says:

OK I seriously didn’t even think about the rest of the Stones, I was just remembering when Mick was bemoaning his impending old age.

Castro is a hoax. He never happened.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:00 pm
No. 10 jujubees says:

Maybe he’s being held at area 54 with the aliens?

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:11 pm
No. 11 sar says:

He’s the Real Killer, too.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:23 pm
No. 12 Hollybreakfast says:

He’s freakin’ Eddie Van Halen!!! Off limits. Look at that jump and the on the knees back bend…I’m 31 and can’t do that shit.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:35 pm
No. 13 sar says:

Who let Mystery on stage.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:38 pm
No. 14 jujubees says:

Wow, he really can do magic.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:40 pm
No. 15 sar says:

I’d like to see David Blaine try to top that.

Although I bet david Blaine could hold his breath at this concert longer than anyone else, and I have to think that’s a relevant skill in a room full of … well, a room full of David Lee Roth.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:49 pm
No. 16 william_crown says:

Van Halen…what a goddamned shame. Makes me sick to my stomach a little. They could have been huge, instead of the jokes they have become.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:54 pm
No. 17 sar says:

oooohhh welcome back william

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:12 pm
No. 18 mae says:

Okay, It took awhile to figure out who that was too. It went like this “Is that Lyle Lovett? No… Randy Travis… No Randy would never wear cargo capris… Oh its Eddie Van Halen….”

Now I’m going to be singing Panama all day. Van Halen was great and I’m only 27. Van Hagar however, was not.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:25 pm
No. 19 jujubees says:

I kind of thought they were huge for a decade or so.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:27 pm
No. 20 mae says:

Oh, and how come now matter how svelte and in shape an old man is, their skin always looks funny… You know like Iggy Pop’s.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:27 pm
No. 21 jujubees says:

Is Iggy or can I call him, Mr. Pop? Is that guys skin even attached to anything? I think it just hands on his bones.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:14 pm
No. 22 sar says:

I miss Winehouse.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:35 pm
No. 23 jujubees says:

I haven’t seen much of her bleeding or those funky ballet slippers. I think those slippers and Britney’s boots should hook up.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:37 pm
No. 24 sar says:

Orgy with Cameron Diaz’s teal metallic gladiator shoes.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:44 pm
No. 25 jujubees says:

It figures. Cameron is always playing around with Britneys sloppy seconds. Except in the case of Chris Angel. Woooo hooooo, revenge sex.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 6:11 pm
No. 26 rockymountaingal says:

those pants make me stabby.

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 7:01 pm
No. 27 kat says:

I agree–Eddie really should’ve kept his HAIR LONG–just so we’d all recognize him! I would LOVE to see VAN HALEN perform live…esp. to see his song WOLFGANG play guitar!

Posted: Sep 29, 2007 at 1:56 am
No. 28 Chef Jerry says:

Why didn’t vh plan to tour the south?

Posted: Sep 29, 2007 at 8:28 am
No. 29 Terila says:

Long hair = Old fashioned

Great photos. Keep’em coming.

Posted: Sep 29, 2007 at 4:18 pm
No. 30 Oh Pleas says:

Let’s see you get up there and perform what they still can very easily. Oh yes, the shoes outweigh the talent. Grow up.

Posted: Sep 29, 2007 at 8:03 pm
No. 31 jujubees says:

Oh please.

Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 1:40 pm
No. 32 sar says:

Juju! You got a blog! Ohhh I’m so proud! (single tear) :)

Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 2:41 pm
No. 33 sar says:

ps I’m linking you on my blogroll. I still can’t link Mollygood because the shit I say on here would make my mother cry.

Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 2:42 pm
No. 34 evil twin says:

juju, oh my word, girl, I just checked out your blog, and you are a wondrous sight, my little yoga-loving friend.

*hugs*

Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 7:21 pm
No. 35 me says:

Saw them Saturday night and it was an awesome show. Not everything revolves around looks, if you have ears that work you might see Van Halen differently. 2 hours of non-stop rock music, venue sold out, crowd on their feet the entire time even in the nosebleeds. It’s music, try enjoying it with your ears instead of judging with your eyes.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 10:09 am
No. 36 Sammy says:

More dead rock crap. If it doesn’t piss off the powers-that-be, including authority figures, it sucks. Art is not a product for car commercials, it’s a persistent rash. It’s not about age, but wealth. R&R was a low brow and rebellious. This concert was about hedge funds, a personal Roth IRA and the Kelly Osbourne of bass guitar.

Posted: Nov 22, 2007 at 5:14 pm
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