Backstreet's Back and They're Wearing Hipster Costumes!
August 28th, 2007

Doesn’t this look like the 21 Jump Street of bands; like they’re going to show up at a concert venue trying to trick you, going, “Hey, cool man, do you like my US Apparel hoodie? I have cool things, right?” Sorry, dudes, you’re still washed-up doofs, no matter how trendy your shades are.

Lots more trying too hard after the jump.


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Comments (37)

No. 1 lale says:

WTF Nick Carter? Don’t let Paris have the last laugh, I beg of you.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 3:56 pm
No. 2 lale says:

Now we know why that Kevin guy passed on the reunion. Should be called a “ruinion.”

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 3:58 pm
No. 3 April says:

i dont remember what they looked like

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:01 pm
No. 4 Be Adequite says:

WTF is up with the backgrounds, I see a port container in one shot…can they not afford high power fans, mosquito netting, and dry ice anymore?

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:04 pm
No. 5 evil twin says:

Tell me why-yy?

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:06 pm
No. 6 Kitchy says:

Backstreet’s BACK, baby!!!

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:07 pm
No. 7 Kitchy says:

Ok not so much.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:08 pm
No. 8 evil twin says:

I hope to hell they are getting TONS of front money, because this looks awful. I don’t see any big tour sales coming their way.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:11 pm
No. 9 Kitchy says:

Do they realize that weren’t originally popular in the 80s to begin with, so the retro look is even more stupid?

You guys are not Ok Go and you never will be.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:16 pm
No. 10 Kitchy says:

Did the dorky tattooed one ever officially come out?

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:20 pm
No. 11 evil twin says:

Not that I recall, but wasn’t he dating JC Chasez for a little bit?

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:21 pm
No. 12 Kitchy says:

Surely you don’t mean to imply that JC is gay?

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:23 pm
No. 13 moe_greene says:

folks, do your part, go to that fruitcup PEREZ’s site, & fill his comment boxes with the following (he’s had my IP blocked for weeks now), so we can drive that fat fuck into obscurity of some kind or another : “i love how the reason Perez got so big is because Paris Hilton bankrolled him back when he was just a tiny little blogger under the condition that he not write anything bad about her - I notice he still refuses to write anything bad about her, which begs the question: are ya still getting those checks from the Hiltons monthly, you flabby parasitic no-talent fuck????”

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:32 pm
No. 14 Be Adequite says:

Wow. Someone needs a Tom-ba.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:34 pm
No. 15 evil twin says:

Um, yeah, I’m not going to do that moe_greene, but thanks for asking.

Kitch, of course, I could be mistaken. After all, JC likes girls who dance with women.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:37 pm
No. 16 Kitchy says:

Or just don’t post, since the comment content doesn’t matter, merely the post COUNT. So essentially, by spamming the site with any type of comments, you’re upping his hits, popularity points, and success rate.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:37 pm
No. 17 Be Adequite says:

Hey Moe watch out with the spamming, Cord will Best you and I don’t blame him!

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:38 pm
No. 18 evil twin says:

Cord, I don’t know if you ever blocked anybody’s IP address before, but I have a suggestion for you…

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:43 pm
No. 19 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Well moe, all I have to say is, that’s what you get for associating yourself with that imbecilic troll.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:44 pm
No. 20 Kitchy says:

And all this time I thought doing my part meant voting.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:46 pm
No. 21 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

I know we’re good, but that is one battle definitely not worth fighting. We would all put our reputations at stake. I’m not quite sure what they are or what that means…but I’ll make something up!

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:46 pm
No. 22 jujubees says:

I’m going to do my part too. Vote or Die, do you understand you could die if you don’t vote. I don’t think Puffy voted becuase his career is dead now.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:50 pm
No. 23 April says:

careful et… don’t give cord any ip blocking ideas…

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:00 pm
No. 24 evil twin says:

I think if he was going to block me, he definitely would have done it by now. Besides, I defended him against the Perez-ite the other day, so he kinda owes me one.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:02 pm
No. 25 jujubees says:

We could be in big trouble.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:03 pm
No. 26 sexyback says:

I love that you called it US Apparel! Nice!

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:46 pm
No. 27 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

The resident readers and correspondents here at Mollygood hold themselves to higher standards of integrity, truth and journalism than Perez has to offer. That being said we will not be able to compromise our lofty ideals for your cause. Good luck in your endeavors.


I told you I would make something up…

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:58 pm
No. 28 Kitchy says:

We believe in truth, justice, and the American way.

Unless of course, we live outside the US. Then we just believe in the way.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:02 pm
No. 29 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

“The Way”….that sounds intriguing and mysterious…

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:04 pm
No. 30 Kitchy says:


Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:13 pm
No. 31 evil twin says:

You have to be at least an OT6 to get that information.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:28 pm
No. 32 Kitchy says:

You know what I just realized? They’re dressed like the Wiggles.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:30 pm
No. 33 evil twin says:

Ahahahaha. Yes, yes, they are.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:34 pm
No. 34 Kitchy says:

The Wiggles are much more musically talented.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:36 pm
No. 35 evil twin says:

True, at least the Wiggles play their own instruments.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 7:07 pm
No. 36 sar says:

Yay bedbugs!! Tell that guy.

Kitchy do you mean we believe in that Semisonic song? Is that because the road that they walked on was paved in gold?

BSB was my band. Screw NSync. I’m giving this album a chance. (Throw your tomatoes at me now.)

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 7:18 pm
No. 37 evil twin says:

I can’t hurl ketchup bombs at anyone. I bought Motley Crue’s Generation Swine.

And I want my money back. That record SUCKED.

Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 7:23 pm

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