In case you missed the comments regarding this post on VH1's waste of life of the moment, I've done you a favor and posted the best one here. It's authored by an ambitious upstart named james09, and I doubt I'm incorrect in saying he hopes you'll enjoy it.
Every great person has a horde of ‘douche bags’ who are jealous and make up shit about him.
‘The taller poppies are the ones to get cut.’
(Sumthin like that.)
Anyway Mystery is fuckin awesum and has more balls than all of you people put together. Because of this fact he is smooth and leads a great life, and makes people like you who no f all about him to be jealous of him.
Your just small minded.
It disrespects women. You dont know what your talking about. Stop complaining bitches.
Touché, worthy opponent!
Look to the video above to underscore james09's point. Taken from the blog of so-called "great person" Mystery (née Erik James Horvat-Markovic), the video highlights his "fuckin awesum" handiwork, which appears to be traveling to nightclubs around the world and kissing unattractive women. It's astonishing. Personally, I've not seen such a "great life" since I thumbed through a stack of embarrassing photos from South Beach. I'm glad I have james09 to reassure me that Spring Break '02 was as good as it gets. I had worried as much. Poppy ready to be ripped out by the roots, here.
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WOW! I didn't know that Scott Stapp was such a mutha-$u$kin pimp!!! Creed rules dude!
That is sumthin awesum.
Sooooooooo HOT!!!! Nothing is sexier than a man who sticks his peen in hundreds of girls lady business.
I mean, come on, you know if he's screwing 20 girls in a week he's going to be so good. 5 minutes per girl, at least. That's just sexy.
Oh Mystery, I'd like to unwrap your riddle.
If Wyatt Errp, Lestat, and Constantine from AI had a closet gay son, this guy would be it.
Every great person who makes a video about all the women they hook-up with is automatically a douche bag.
Ugh. The only thing this guy is doing for humanity is increasing the risk of Herpes transmission ten-fold (Cold Sores at the VERY least!)
"Mystery" needs to take himself AND his 1999-looking furry top hat and get on down to the Planned Parenthood.
Ugh, I didn't even get to the hat. With glasses on top no less. It it really that hard to get really drunk girls with low self esteem to sleep with him?
I'd like to see him try that on a sober woman with some self respect. It would quickly deflate his ego that he clearly keeps in his fuzzy top hat. He just needs an eye patch.
OMG I went out with this one guy for a while and he was so great. I guess I just saw real potential, so it hurts to think how james09 is dead on. As soon as I found his horde of douche bags I was out of there.
This is an epidemic spreading like wildfire! I'll stay in Saturday night with my tea and the second season of As Time Goes By, thank you very much!
I guess I don't miss dating if this is who is in the dating pool.
DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE!!!
We've definitely surpassed Douche-con 5.