"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"

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Fans of narrow, young-looking Jewesses will be crestfallen to discover that Natalie Portman has sworn off nude scenes. This following the attention she received after her bare turn in Wes Anderson's short, Hotel Chevalier.

…her saucy on screen antics were posted on the internet earlier this year - many months before the movie hit festivals in September.

The actress said she felt awkward about doing it, and has vowed to not participate in any flesh baring scenes again.

She said: "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."

There goes your one cerebral masturbatory fantasy, people. Back to Silicone Sluts #475.


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Oct 26, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 15 Responses
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  • Comments (15)

    No. 1 queencrone says:

    What a breath of fresh air. (It would be great if she could hang out with Brit a couple of days
    a week. Maybe a dose of modesty and good taste
    would rub off. )

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    No. 2 playla says:

    Cord, this was actually a quote about Goya's Ghost, not Chevalier.

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    No. 3 deimos says:

    so people can see you ass and/or tits, big deal. i don't mind this chick but every movie she's ever been in annoyed the hell out of me.

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    I'm sure the silicone sluts will be happy to see you back. They have feelings too. Their feelings are just encapsulated in a shell and filled with saline.

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    No. 5 m says:

    Actually, her people said that she was actually referring to the torture scenes in Goya's Ghost, not the nudity in Hotel Chevalier (which, I think was the most adorable, whimsical nudity I've seen in a while… kind of like Silicone Sluts)

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    No. 6 mae says:

    This would probably be more effective had she not already played a stripper in Closer.

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    Was she just a trampy stripper or was she a stripper with a heart of gold? It could make a difference.

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    No. 8 toast says:

    how bout when she hooked up that 40 year old french dude when she was 10?

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    No. 9 toast says:

    or that time she went on holidays with her dad and they pretended to be lovers so she could have sex with another dude?

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    No. 10 Phil says:

    No.9 toast- That was Katherine Heigl and Gerard Depardieu in My Father the Hero.

    Posted: Oct 27, 2007 at 2:30 am
    No. 11 toast says:

    OIC!

    Posted: Oct 27, 2007 at 9:29 am
    No. 12 mae says:

    juju, I would like to believe she was a trampy stripper who had a heart of gold.

    Posted: Oct 27, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    No. 13 queencrone says:

    I really liked her in "V for Vendetta."
    I have a confession: I always get her and Keira Knightly mixed up. I know, I know, Keira was in Pirates. I like her too.

    Posted: Oct 27, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    No. 14 gayledi says:

    She was a stripper and you never saw her breasts, not very believable.
    Clive Owen yummy!

    Posted: Oct 29, 2007 at 11:49 am
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