her boobs are as big as her head. i wonder if she puts makeup on them?

She has so much makeup on, I'm wondering if she has terrible skin. Her skin almost has a lavender tint to it. I'm thinking she has bad acne and is trying to cover it up.

She looks like Pam Anderson and we all know that is not a compliment.

I think I know what happened to Baby Jane.

She has on so much eyeliner she gave herself a wonk eye. That's when you know you have your eyeliner on too thick.

She's turning me into a Jewish aunt over here. Such a pretty girl, why all the makeup? Let that natural beauty shine through; you look a little bit whorish, Sweetie.

*Takes Christina by the back of the head and jams her face into her make up box* NO! no no no no Nooooo! Bad Christina. Baaad.

Man, after my baby(ies) were born, I was lucky if I had time to shower. Dressing up was maybe a little eyeshadow and lipstick. I still don't wear lipstick because they hate it when you get it all over their faces when you kiss them. She really needs to back away from the spatula when she puts on her makeup.

Is she chubby in the cheeks or is it just me? She's very Cyndi Lauper to me with that bad make up!

Milky boobie should never be let out of their brassiers.

looks like she had work done on her face as well, she looks totally different, even with all the makeup.