Well then! Many, many questions after watching this: Does he really like her? Does he really like licking her toes? Really? Does she really like having her toes licked? Does she have parents? How do her parents feel watching her have her toes licked? How does his father stomach watching his son lick a semi-celebrity’s toes in pursuit of a game show victory? Who the hell watches this stillborn shit? Why am I crying?


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Comments (33)

No. 1 curmudgeon says:

I can’t even watch the video, I have a foot- phobia. Until now it was just Men’s feet, ew.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 2:37 pm
No. 2 deimos says:

you’re crying because he’s not sucking on your toes cord. i know how you roll.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 2:46 pm
No. 3 deimos says:

so, am i correct in guessing that the only reason anybody cares about new york is because she’s a total slut? i mean, i’ve never heard anything about her other than she’s on a show on mtv where she hooks-up with a bunch of girls and guys. please enlighten me somebody.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 2:55 pm
No. 4 SeriousStyle says:

deimos, she’s a character created by herself and promoted heavily by VH1. She’s a total muppet and there is nothing about this show that is remotely factual, as with most of the Celebreality lineup. Trying to find “love” via cable. It’s good times.

But do I watch this shit? Hell yes! It’s entertaining in it’s insanity and it makes me feel normal. Helps me sleep at night and everything.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 2:59 pm
No. 5 April says:

im sorry - i watch a shot of love.. im ashamed.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:08 pm
No. 6 no use for a blog says:

why was she moaning like that? does she have an interdigital clitoris? is that a black thing?

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:14 pm
No. 7 deimos says:

i smell a best coming on…

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:18 pm
No. 8 james_boston says:

about time you had a “i love new york” post. best craptastic show ever! as for your post, you actually had your toes sucked cord? it feels damn good…it looks gross but it feels amazing. plus that guy, who New York has named “the entertainer”, is so, so hot. love those thug boys.

me thinks cord is a little jealous “the entertainer” isn’t sucking his, er, toes.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:20 pm
No. 9 jujubees says:

I just had a mani and pedi and am feeling rather unfulfilled and slutty. I could get with some toe sucking. Now I need a shower.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:24 pm
No. 10 james_boston says:

that’s what craig’s list is for juju.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:26 pm
No. 11 jujubees says:

Can I just get a toe sucking without the sex? I’m not down with the anon sexy business.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:33 pm
No. 12 james_boston says:

sure…every kind of kink and perversion and weirdness or if you prefer just vanilla stuff, is available on there. seriously. especially if you’re a chick…whoa. lots of hot straight boys willing to play your way.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:43 pm
No. 13 ilnazhad says:

Licking a man’s toes is a bad idea because it tickles and the tickling sensation gets them in defense mode, except the type of defense mode without the hard-on.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:53 pm
No. 14 April says:

il speaks from experience.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:58 pm
No. 15 james_boston says:

says you ilnazhad…i had no problems :)

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:59 pm
No. 16 blah says:

Oh God, I mentioned the fact that I hate feet and now there’s a whole post about one nasty foot (she probably has bunyuns…ew). I couldn’t even watch it. I feel sick.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 3:59 pm
No. 17 SeriousStyle says:

j_b, the entertainer is mad hot. He’s like 50, but hot.

Is Midget Mac still there or did she boot him last night?

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 4:08 pm
No. 18 jujubees says:

I do not want to get donkey punched for a little afternoon delight. That’s just not worth it for a little shrimping.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 4:08 pm
No. 19 deimos says:

i had a boyfriend that broke up with me because i wouldn’t let him suck my toes. true story.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 4:20 pm
No. 20 em says:

I made the mistake of watching that before lunch.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 4:29 pm
No. 21 jujubees says:

Awww, your so mean, Deimos. What’s a little hoof mouths disease between lovers.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 4:34 pm
No. 22 deimos says:

i just don’t understand why somebody would want to suck on toes, those things are dirty and sweaty and just gross. these feet were meant for walking and nothing else.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 4:40 pm
No. 23 SeriousStyle says:

deimos, I kind of see your point. I wouldn’t put my own toes in my mouth and I know where they’ve been. It’s not like they aren’t stuffed in shoes all day in confined heat (oh wait, they are!) and sweat and then there’s flip flop season. Nast.

That being said, I’d totally let someone suck my toes just for curiousity’s sake, but I’d never return the favor. Sorry bitches.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 4:47 pm
No. 24 jujubees says:

I’m a taker and not a giver too. I guess it depends on what I’m giving.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 5:05 pm
No. 25 james_boston says:

it feels really good SS…but i wouldn’t do it to someone else either. but it feels orgasmic when someone is sucking on your toes.

and the entertainer is in his 20’s. he just has that prison, used-up look which makes him look a bit older. he’s so hot. can’t wait til he’s doing gay porn.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 5:18 pm
No. 26 james_boston says:

and she booted that dorky white guy, “cheesy” and some big fat black guy last night. she’s keeping the midget around for ratings.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 5:19 pm
No. 27 eeks says:

I don’t think it’s that bad. I never turn it down.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 5:27 pm
No. 28 Ooohgou says:

All kinds of ick.

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 5:41 pm
No. 29 jbonz says:

Toes ain’t nothin’-I’ve done some NASTY shit while in the throes, and I enjoyed every minute of it. The real question is:
“Who gives a fuck besides me and the suckee?”

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 8:48 pm
No. 30 ilnazhad says:

No, I’m not speaking from experience. Just something I read. Tickling is not arousing for men.

Gawd, go suck some toes, BJ!
(If you do it enough, his dick will invert. True Story.)

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 9:55 pm
No. 31 Yasuri Yamileth says:

Help me Jesus!! I would so let that man suck on my toes!! HE IS FIIIIIIIIINE!!

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 11:05 pm
No. 32 SeriousStyle says:

I’ll buy him a facial and a chemical peel. Fix that used-upedness the right way! He’s built too. Gah!

I’ll have to let someone try it sometime…I may need to be drunk though.

And I’m glad Midget Mac is staying. My mom loves him! No lie.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 9:11 am
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