Someone Needs To Take A Cold Shower
We feel kind of gross even commenting on this story, but here it is: The newest Hollywood romance involves two 9-year-olds who are likely flirting in the sandbox as we type.
Forget Brangelina. There's a new couple poised to take Hollywood by storm…and they have a combined age of 18!
Kate Beckinsale has reportedly given her 9-year-old daughter Lily permission to 'date' Brooklyn Beckham — the son of Posh Spice and soccer star David Beckham.
Any hopes of these kids having a normal childhood just went right out the window with that story, seeing as how Life & Style staffers are already working on next week's cover: "Beckhamsale: Brooklyn Won't Commit! Lily Walks Out After Finding Text Messages From Other Women!"
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I'd need confirmation on what "date" means. Even they put it in quotes, which makes me think it's a totally normal child "He's my boyfriend!" behavior.
Still, Kitchy, Ms Beckinsale needs to just shut the f**k up about her child's life.
Agreed.
I don't think what she actually said is that bad:
"I am dreading the day Lily brings home a boy. But she and the Beckham boys get on really well," Beckinsale told Britain's Daily Mirror. "If she did have to have a boyfriend, then I suppose Brooklyn would get my seal of approval!"
Oh. Well that's totally different than what the quote above states. I don't get the big deal either.
I'm pretty sure I had a crush on a boy when I was nine. Granted I probably didn't want to get too close for fear of "cooties" I don't think there is anything gross about this. And how exactly is this news for the pedo's? Why would they care, don't pedophiles want the kids to themselves?
I'm trying to figure out why Kate's on the beach in those shoes and a rather luncheony eyelet dress.
I think it only counts as pedo new if she said David Beckham could date her 9 year old daughter.
It's smart of Kate, really, because she's just been quoted as saying, in effect, that if a woman's a good lay she doesn't need to be a good cook. So teaching her daughter the value of her own taco, as opposed to how to assemble one, might very well serve her in the future. It did, after all, land this monumental talent with a director husband who happens to use her in his films, no?
I had a romantic inclination when I was in kindergarten on a boy named Scotty. He looked like my Ken doll and was in the first grade so I aleady knew I had a thing for older guys. He never gave me the time of day and only had eyes for some blonde bitch named Christina. Her hair always had glittery berrets in them and she had a pair of pink jelly shoes that I secretly wished were mine. I always hated that cunt. What were we talking about again?
*comforts blah, hands her a frozen tube of cookie dough*
:P
No. 7: Kitchy:
Yeah, those shoes got me too. Why is she wearing cloddy looking heels(?) on the beach? They got my attention off the dress.