Is that a heart shaved bush?

Critical information is missing. Where would one go to use this coupon?

The only useful about coupon clipping is that it instantly allows me to know which grayhair to NOT get behind in line behind at the grocery store.

i second the elf, i could so use a bikini car wash right now.

I hope you're happy Cord. Computer monitors all over this country are being ruined by old ladies trying to clip that coupon out of the screen. Most of them don't even drive anymore, but that just too good a deal to pass up.

I've never thought of washing my car with my bikini. The fabric seems a little too slick. I guess you could try it after a trip to the pool or the beach and that way you could get both your car and your bikini clean at the same time. I'm all about saving the environment like that.

I read that as "Bikini Kill Car Wash" at first, which dates me, but I would totally attend.

I first was feeling like my kids somehow got to you all and clowned on me for clipping the coupons. They won't even stand next to me at the register when I have my coupons.

They clown on me constantly for that.

I mean, come on. It's like free money.

(I don't do the stupid ones, like buy 5 of this item and save 50 cents.)

Think about it. Coupons are the only time that money REALLY DOES grow on trees.