William and Mary is the bestest school ever. Jon Stewart was guest speaker a while back, but guess who spoke at ceremonies THIS year? Robert Gates that's who. Almost ruined it for me, but it's a school that demands excellence and promotes service and I just love this guy.

just another reason to love john.

Update: He's not.

It's taking everything inside me not to say something mean here…must. not. stereotype. Argh!

jon's awesome. of course he's filthy rich cause not only does he partially own and produce the daily show, he created the colbert report as well. still, nice of him to part with a few thousand dollars of his 100 million! you go boy!! i wonder if he's looking for a houseboy in short shorts? (no, not cord. me.)

Is he adopting? I mean, I love my parents, but I'm always looking for a sugar family.

my parents would so support me being adopted by him… serious.. we could be sisters!

My dad would be all "Send me a check each month and I'll see you whenever."

Jon Stewart is totally the new Angelina. Adoption is the new black and I could always use more sisters.

do you think we'll have to convert (or atleast I will) cuz i think god will understand.

I love sisters, wanna be a bridesmaid?

(actually i dont think she gives a crap but same thing)

*does the Hora*

I'm already Jewish!

And I'll totally be a bridesmaid. Although I have to warn you. I tend to get drunk and pukey. I'm "that" bridesmaid. 2 for 2 so far =)

He grew into what Richard Hell (http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/63/6695/images/43965.jpg) should have looked like when he turned fifty.

what a doll

I had to have a Jon Stewart moment. I'm fine now.

I'm the bridesmaid who sleeps with the best man. Don't judge.

I wouldn't judge you if you were the bridesmaid who sleeps with the groom, jujubees.

Awww, it was just that once. Beer goggles are horrible things. He was no Jon Stewart, my friend.