Still Faces Run Shallow

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Even though we've been pretty adamant about how ridiculous it is that this woman poisons her face into paralysis, when she strains to hint at emotion, we're somehow even more disturbed.


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Dec 17, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses
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    No. 1 Sugar Magnolia says:

    She's kinda scary when her features aren't locked in place, isn't she?

    Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 10:48 am
    No. 2 Kitchy says:

    I'm trying to think of who she looks like and cannot place it. But that mouth is scary.

    She used to be so beautiful, too.

    Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 10:55 am
    No. 3 Trixie says:

    In the second thumbanil (woff5) she kind of looks like a doll who's string you pull to get her to talk. With her hand up like that, it looks like she's pulling her own (invisible) string.

    Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 11:04 am
    No. 4 ginnipher says:

    i think she's gonna be the next joan rivers.

    Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 11:19 am
    No. 5 playla says:

    yeah ginnipher, but less likable.

    Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 11:45 am
    No. 6 admittedlyaddicted says:

    You guys are crazy, she is ALL NATURAL. How many times does she have to say it. Rationalization: the poisons in her face are made from ingredients found on Earth, which make it natural and ensure that she can claim she's natural. It's like saying, "well, they didn't put anything extra in me when they took 2 inches of excess skin off my face to make me look younger, so I'm still a natural beauty" after a face lift.

    Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    No. 7 DottieDot says:

    She really shouldn't wear anything silver and anything that looks futuristic!

    Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    No. 8 ilnazhad says:

    Well, at least she's holding her own umbrella…?
    Isn't she water-resistant? She's pretending she is not hyrdophobic so it seems as though she's not made out of hyde! What a tactician!

    Posted: Dec 18, 2007 at 1:39 am
    No. 9 ilnazhad says:

    WAIT, I fucked that up again. Our skin is hydrophobic, as well. I actually thought I was on to something. Ugh..

    Posted: Dec 18, 2007 at 1:41 am
    No. 10 ilnazhad says:

    Where's James_Boston? I'm falling apart, man!

    Posted: Dec 18, 2007 at 1:49 am
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