well atleast she didn't lie and say no she isn't preggers, anyways good luck Nik and remember children loves to ask questions lets hope they never ask Mom why doesn't your face move?

Oh look at how happy I am. I'm impregnated with a mortal man's baby. No Scientology babies for me. Can't you just feel me emoting my happiness from my eyes? Can't you! I can't feel my face, keith. Tell the people I am excited.

she's going to look like yoda by the end of her pregnancy. in other news, botox stocks just hit their lowest point.

That's because it's all about Restalyne now. Botox is so old school. Or so my friend with the scary eyebrows tells me.

"Happy, Sad, Surprised…"

How can you tell?

I thought that was the joke - she could be anything at all with that poker face. ;)

I hope she loaded up just before conceiving. That should take her just about into her third trimester, whereupon facial swelling will take care of the wrinkles.

It's not really a poker face when it's paralyzed. No one accuses Steven Hawking of having a good poker face do they?

People confirmed.

http://www.people.com/people/a.....69,00.html

You won't be seeing her much longer. At least not until she sells her child's pic for $10 million.

So…I wonder what the kids who call her Nicole think of this. I have always had the feeling that she is a total ice queen. She's the type that would tell Connor and Isabella that she simply loves her "real child" more than them.