Women who ride horses are usually a sure thing as far as keepers go. Not only is the act of riding horses a bit sexy in and of itself, but if a woman is regularly at the stables it means that she’s not completely opposed to bad smells, puddles or situations that may result in her getting hurt/dirty, and that immediately makes her six times better than girls that go, “Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!” if they get a spider web on their dress. If she rides horses and is as pretty as Nicole Kidman, you should immediately ask her to marry you, even if that means giving up drinking for the rest of your life.
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I really wish I was rich enough to even afford to buy time on a horse. I get all weepy whenever I catch a whiff of stables…
Grandpa sold the horses when I still pretty young. He took me to visit them at their new home once, but I haven’t ridden since that one visit when I was 15.
Horseback riding is not only a guarantee that the girl is comfortable with less than pristine conditions, but also that she’s moderately strong. It’s great exercise for the thighs, calves, stomach, and back.
My eyes go immediately to Hugh Jackman… I’m blind to everything else in those pictures! Yum.
As pretty as Nic huh? Cord you never cease to surprise me. Nicole was a hottie in Dead Calm, with her curly red hair and lovely skin…now she’s too skinny, too botoxed, too…normal.
For some of us, giving up drinking for the rest of our lives is NOT such a bad thing! Nicole looks GREAT here–I am not certain if that is a NATURAL tan or makeup–her face is beautiful!
I’m an equestrian and I love you, Cord.
Can I be your keeper?