Whoops! Remember when we told you Nicole Richie was seen puffing cancer sticks while with child? Turns out that was a lie perpetrated by some lunatic at the New York Post. Richie was in Thailand and Australia at the times in question, not New York. (Slight oversight!) That’s the last time we trust anyone who still calls human beings “Oriental.”
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Good to know.
Shocker.
Does that mean you don’t trust Ramen? Cause the Oriental flavor is delish!
And what about the rugs? Must I call them Asian Rugs?
And what about Persian Rugs? Aren’t they Iranian rugs now? And haven’t they gone nukular?
stopthemadness, if I may quote an extremely politically correct friend, although I cannot portray his arrogant tone…
People are Asian. Objects are Oriental.
Forget about the smoking. Let’s talk about how she can dare swim with effin’ dolphins. Everybody knows that swimming with dolphins whilst pregnant makes yer baby retarded. Something about chicken of the sea not really being chicken and or being dolphin safe. Or fetus safe.
I’m losing it people.
OR the fact she’s wearing a scarf around her head and everyone knows that cuts the blood supply off from the brain which causes the baby to become malnursished.
And the worst of it all is that she continues to wear heels.
The horror.
the horror.
the whore.
Although I am fairly certain that Joel’s jacket involved some kind of punishable crime.
It’s camo! I can’t even see it!
He’s a floating head!!
What are they permenatly on vacation? Doesnt anyone work anymore? Also you are all funny-asses today. He he.
Did Nicole EVER work?
He starts a tour again soon, I think.
I heard like a year ago or so she was working on an album, and then there was that simple life b.s.
wait thats joel? For real? I couldn’t tell who he was, all that camoflauge is working.
She had one song come out and I had to self flagellate becuase I liked it. She sounded way better than, Paris. Like that’s hard. My farts have better tone than her.
My dad still refers to people as having “negroid features.” I want to dig a hole and die in it each time.
Please notice that Cindy Adams gave no dates pertaining to the smoking report and that Nicole was in NYC in September…
I think Joel is auditioning for the Unibomber. Alls he needs is a beard and voila - unbalanced genius living in a shack!
chela47,
Maybe you should try and talk to him about it? Unless he’s older than 80, I think there might still be some hope.
If he had only pet the porpoise sooner we might not have had to deal with the public fascination with her pregnancy.
my grandma (the one on my dad’s side which means she’s the old irish racist one) throws the word “nigger” around like it’s 1865. even in front of me (i’m her grandson and half black but does it matter? no!). everybody just sort of rolls their eyes and even i’m just not bothered by it anymore…you really can’t teach an old dog new tricks maria. they’re set in their ways. all you can do is hope they don’t embarrass you in public.
Looks like the couple are doing well, and I’m glad she’s taking care of herself now. I’m jealous too–not of Joel Madden, but of her travels!
your right j_b,
All old irish ladies are racist.
not all maria. just 99% of them.
I have the exact same picture in front of a “temple,” that I took with my husband at Dave & Buster’s. Plus, I’ve known plenty of pregnant women who smoked. Wouldn’t you do whatever you could to achieve low birthweight if you only weighed 72.3 pounds? Hell, I’d probably only have sex with midgets, just to be safe.