Here's Hoping She Learns To Bathe Regularly

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Eva Mendes left Utah's Cirque Lodge yesterday after weeks of treatment and flew back to LA. Coincidentally, this was the same day that Kirsten Dunst checked into the same facility.

Sources are saying Eva left to attend to some personal business but will return to rehab shortly. They forgot to mention that she will check back in when Kirsten takes her snaggle tooth and gets the hell out of Utah.

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Feb 7, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 26 Responses
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    No. 1 Lily the Pink says:

    It could be the teeth are what sobered her up. Kristen's smile is a very sobering thing.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    You know she was just following Eva around. "Hey, Eva. We are both hot actresses, let's be room mates.", "It'll be so much fun and we can braid each other hair.". "Eva, why are you packing?"

    She probably thought, "screw sobriety if I have to listen to her all day." But maybe Giles will check back in and can get himself another girlfriend and sell his pics afterwards.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    No. 3 boo hoo says:

    why does everyone hate her soo much?? She seems pretty low key, wears pants when she leaves cars, doesn't call people niggers, doesn't call the paparazzi to take pics of her OR tried to adopt an african baby out of 'pure and kindness'…

    Why is she soo bad??

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    No. 4 eeks says:

    what are they all rehabbing from??? geeze!

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    No. 5 eeks says:

    I don't mind KD.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    No. 6 saddy-pants says:

    I know…I guess celebrity bloggers are all like patricia and nelly from junior high and, like, when they wanted to hate and terrorize someone, like, we had to go along with it or, like, they would hate us too. I dunno. She seems kinda artsy and normal like how real young hip actresses used to be. I dont mind her- dont hate me patricia and nelly! I still am on board with the whole Jessica Alba hate-train…

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    No. 7 boo hoo says:

    yey! I love her style-she's really popular in the UK..but she's been a blind item with Ted C from Eonline for aaagess! Since her stint with Gyllenwhatshisname..she's had a serious problem-from what we read for a while and also she went out with this dude from this band in the UK-whose the biggest smack/heroine head and she used to hang out alot were lots of friends went in camden….anyhoo-my theory is that I think it's all damage control since Heath Ledger died..like all the studios are covering their backs by sending the most 'crazy' heads into rehab…

    Who knows, I mean, these guys have been going into rehab soo many times and we don't know-just think it's a bit of a coincidence that it's all together…

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    No. 8 cooterlicious says:

    I loved her in Crazy Beautiful and I applaud her for not being like the rest of the plastic people and leaving her snaggled teeth (????) in place instead of getting veneers.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    No. 9 Lisa(#1) says:

    As someone who begged her parents to get her braces and finally got them at 19 for a snaggle tooth and lower crowding, I villify her for the teeths. They don't have to be perfect chiclet teeth or anything, but, you know, invisalign a little. Her job is being good looking - let's face it, she hasn't really been good since maybe Virgin Suicides, safely Interview with a Vampire - so she needs to step it up. Who wants to look at 3 feet tall snaggles on screen? Not me, my friend.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    No. 10 saddy-pants says:

    okay, okay, Lisa…didnt know about your snaggly past. at least when you are looking at her you are not flashing back to shots of her big vag gettin out of an even bigger (hopefully) suv. thats all I'm saying.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    No. 11 Lisa(#1) says:

    S-P: I think we can compromise. It is nice that the only thing bad she is known for is being dirty and snaggled teeth. (Although, no one is applauding my ass for keeping the kitty covered when getting out of a car - just saying.)

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    No. 12 Lily the Pink says:

    I don't hate her. I hate her teeth, and it's not that they are snaggled it's that they create the illusion that she has no front teeth when she smiles like she is in the above photo.

    As for her sense of decorum, I agree with Lisa. That should just be how things are done, not laudable behavior. I occasionally poke myself in the eye with a straw when I forget there's one in my drink, which can seriously suck, btw, but when I avoid doing so through use of common sense I don't expect my husband to applaud me. No one should be standing on the sidelines praising me for having the common sense to get out of a car correctly, either.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    No. 13 Lisa(#1) says:

    Lily: my straw goes up my nose. The boyfriend purposefully doesn't tell me if he sees it happening. Bastard.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    I personally expect nothing less than a parade when I manage to make it to my car without tripping on my own two feet. It's just not as easy as it looks.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    No. 15 Lily the Pink says:

    Lisa: Mine doesn't tell me then golf claps. I hope they never meet. On the upside, you could technically claim you were exploring new methods of drinking. The follow through to save face might suck, though.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    No. 16 blueearring says:

    I don't get the hate, either, I don't see her being gratuitously foul and stupid every second day like so many other famous people that everyone *loves* so much.

    And, I loved Marie Antoinette, and I thought her performance in that was very good. Except when she says "ridiculous". But really I blame that on Sophia Coppola.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    No. 17 boo hoo says:

    "As for her sense of decorum, I agree with Lisa. That should just be how things are done, not laudable behavior"
    Good point! I guess we clutch at straws when it comes to celebrities… :(

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    No. 18 Lily the Pink says:

    blueearing: The only celebrity I've ever claimed to love is Morgan Freeman, who to my knowledge has never publicly behaved foul or stupid, and doesn't go around exposing the "meat and two veg" to everyone.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    No. 19 jujubees says:

    "*loves*", who would that be? I hope you are not referring to the, "Trinity Of Hotness", Bale, Reynods, Pitt.? Not even so much as an ass shot, damnit.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    No. 20 blueearring says:

    Lily The Pink: I'm not suggesting she should be given an award or anything for keeping her public behaviour more or less inoffensive: I agree, not acting like an idiot is the baseline, not a miraculous achievement.

    I'm just saying, she doesn't do the sort of things that rub me up the wrong way (keeps her pants on in front of cameras, isn't publicly racist, doesn't seem to be in love with herself 24 hours a day) so it's a mystery to me why she seems to be open game. Does she do something really vulgar and appalling that I haven't noticed?

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    No. 21 Lily the Pink says:

    blueearring: She likes to not bathe or wear a bra which is kind of blechy.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    No. 22 Lisa(#1) says:

    Lily: I told you about my boy and Morgan Freeman impressions right? I think I did, but I can't find it.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    No. 23 blah says:

    LTP: I agree. In a few years her boobs are going to be visibly upset with her if she keeps that behavior up. No one wants to see them flopping all over the place.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    No. 24 Lily the Pink says:

    Lisa: I found it. :) Do you want to punch him or hug him?

    blah: The upside is she can forget about bras and just start tucking them in her pants soon enough.

    Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    No. 25 blah says:

    and then she can strap them down with a nice belt. gross.

    Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 8:30 am
    No. 26 blueearring says:

    Bra or no bra, though, gravity is no-one's friend.

    Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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