
Barack Obama mopped North Carolina with Hillary Clinton’s ass last night, winning the state’s primary by almost 15 points. Conversely, in Indiana, Senator Clinton beat Senator Obama by just 23,000 bitter, bitter votes.
Clinton is now near broke and facing more pressure than ever to exit the race. And thank heavens, because we are so ready for this whole thing to be over and for King Obie to issue us our white virgins and make casinos practice affirmative action.
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“It’s been a long, a long time coming…”
so it’s white virgins you want cord? i’m sure you could find one on whitevirginsforcord.com
i voted for hil. i’d do it again. me = foaming-at-the-mouth-rabid-feminist. what i wouldn’t give for a toughasnails woman without so much as an ounce of charisma to take charge. i would get the american flag tattooed in my fucking forehead.
however, that being said - barack is a senator from my home state: he’s a good man, a good leader, and i would be honored to live in the time that saw such progress being made in who we choose to lead us.
but damn, love me some hillary …
p.s. - i’m in NC, which is why i thought that my opinion was relevant, that wasn’t just out of the blue.
also p.s. my sister is biggest barack supporter in the universe - she’s the one speaking introducing him all over cnn when he spoke here in wilmington. so she’s happy - we went to the library together and voted in our ‘opposing’ t-shirts and directly canceled each other’s vote out. ha. what a process.
If you idiot fuckers elect that crack-smoking racist as the next president, I swear to fucking God I will move to Canada. WHY WHY WHY??!?!?!?!?! Oh yeah I forgot, “he’s cool.”
oh my stoney, you need to take a chill. barack is a good man. while i agree that its getting really old how far his charisma has taken him and how ‘cool’ people think he is (not to mention how annoying it is that people don’t like hils because she’s ‘a bitch’), its not worth moving to canada for! there are a lot of really good reasons to move to canada, but an intelligent, kind, progressive, successful black man being elected as the president of the united states is hardly one of them! also who is this ‘you guys’ you are referring to? are you not voting? let’s just get a fucking democrat in office! there - i’ve said my piece.
i’m sorry ‘idiot fuckers’ not ‘you guys.’
I already voted for Clinton, thankyouverymuch.
I’d love it if everyone that said they’re moving to Canada actually went through with it.
So you stayed in the US for GW but you would move to Canada for Obama?
gayledi, right? Stoney, you’re an ass.
Or if McCain is elected you’d stay here? I tend to think if I was going to renounce my citizenship it would be because that ass fuck geriatric was elected.
well, when you yourself are a racist ass, then yes - even george w. bush is a better alternative than barack obama. hey stoney - you DO realize the main editor of this very site is black, right? just checking …
For the record, I did NOT vote for that mentally-challenged, world-raper (thank you for that one mollygood) George W. Bush. Can’t you guys pick up on sarcasm? I said the same thing about moving to Canada when that retard currently in office was elected. It was a JOKE made to express my disapproval. Fuck! I KNEW I couldn’t express an opinion on here without you guys jumping all over me. *sigh* And I could give a shit about the hue of said editor. He could be the same vomitous shade as Ronald McDonald and I would still come here.
oh, so calling someone a ‘crack smoking racist’ is like your idea of deadpan? ok… wow, we were all pretty off on that one.
i really hate politics.
If you had any imagination you were realize that we are on a snarky gossip site, so yes, the media’s ridiculous obsession with race plus the video of that dude saying he smoked crack with and sucked off Obama (which was actually FEATURED ON THIS SITE I believe) IS rather humorous. For the record, I am not an Obama supporter by any means, and I am upset he’s the nominee because now I have to vote for the fucker since there’s no way I’ll vote Republican. Anyways, moving on…
I’m going to have to second kittenpaw on this one and request that all those who “threaten” to move to Canada (or anywhere else for that matter) kindly do so. We’d be glad to be rid of you.
I’m so pleased that with all of Sen. Obama’s accomplishments both in society and in politics, he is known to Stoney as the “crack smoking racist.” You can like Hillary, you can like McCain, thats your perogative. But as least have a leg to stand on if you’re going to get up on your political soapbox.
Sorry everyone, Canada’s full. You’ll have to try Mexico. I didn’t pick up on Stoney’s sarcasm in the first post, but I’m adding “He could be the same vomitous shade as Ronald McDonald and I would still come here” to my list of things that make me spit milk out my nose.
In conclusion, I’m probably gonna end up voting for Obama in the end, so what’s the problem, people?! LOL.
Julia, thanks for the shout out.
Hillary’s refusal to back down may show that’s she’s got moxie, which I appreciate, but her “stay the course” attitude is reminiscent of another certain “decision-maker” that we’re trying to get the hell out of office. She reminds of GWB more and more each day. Let’s do something different.
Lets see a white woman or a black man hmmmm
McCAIN is your next president.
Obama the next Perez
Articles like this is why McCain will win! “OMG CLINTON GOT SO OWNED LmAo!” Wow. Seriously, just get over it. They are basically the same fucking person, politics wise. Quit contributing to the cancer in the Democratic party.
What in the world am I going to do with some white virgins?
And when you say casinos, I’m thinking BUFFET!!
Go McCain!! Veteran, POW, one of the most respected men in Washington (no matter what side of the aisle people are on), most experienced, etc. His resume wipes the floor of the other two. Sad that people are making this about being cool oh and the stupid word change that means jack. Kerry tried that crap. No matter who is elected there is going to be change. Complain about taxes and gas and the economy but continue to vote for the people that are causing it with more taxes and more social programs. Sorry to inform you but businesses create jobs, pay salaries, move the economy. If you keep taxing them they are just going to find ways to reduce costs which will result in firings, no raises, etc. Keep giving money to those who don’t contribute to the economy in the first place and nothing will get turned around. I must give Hilary credit though. She is at least laying out a frame work of what she would do that is realistic instead of just relying on empty speaches.