Backfires

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Remember when, like a freshman crushing on the senior star quarterback, Scarlett Johansson went around telling everyone who would listen that she and very important person Barack Obama had a blossoming e-mail relationship? In deference to those who don't recall, a couple weeks ago, the curvy Tom Waits impersonator told reporters she was "amazed" that Obama always found time to reply to her messages, which presumably went something like, "You're the best!!! And smart! Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be blonde. Did you know I'm from New York, the birthplace of Harlem? That's one of the reasons I can sympathize with your black bros and hos. Love you! Peace."

But, oh, how humiliating: Barry says Scarlett's lying!

…speaking to reporters aboard his campaign plane, Obama said the actress doesn't have his personal email address. "She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me," Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. "I write saying, 'thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,' and suddenly we have this email relationship."

Ouch! That was worse than the scene in Lucas in which Maggie tells a tormented Luke that they're "just friends," because Obama's kind of saying he and Scarlett aren't even friends, but rather a figment of Scarlett's wild, youthful imagination. That oughta teach you young people not to get too excited about politics.

Just for kicks, here's that scene from Lucas.

Jun 26, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 19 Responses
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  • Comments (19)

    No. 1 BrittanyBlogs says:

    first but who cares? I for one don't, it just seemed like the thing to do

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 8:20 am
    No. 2 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    So Scarlet Johansson is a lying, cyber-stalking, delusional little twit?
    Wow! Who'd a thunk it?
    Anyways, your yes and no boxes aren't working. It won't let me make my selection.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 8:23 am
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    She doesn't deserve to have teh sex with Ryan Reynolds. BOOOOOOOOOO, HISSSSSSSSSS. LIAR. I think it's time for my pill.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 9:19 am
    No. 4 Phat girl says:

    I bet Alannis would not have been dumb enough to lie about such a thing. Good choice there Ryan, you really know how to pick 'em.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 9:41 am
    No. 5 knitix says:

    Remember after Lost in Translation came out she told the world she got nailed by Benicio Del Toro in an elevator? She's just a liar, and an attempted home-wrecker. And her singing is even worse than her acting.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:47 am
    No. 6 rantmagazine.boohoo says:

    It's kinda sad but I don't like her so I don't care. She's very high school…

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:02 am
    No. 7 Looch says:

    That's as stupid as Sharon Stone saying she's very close friends with the Dalai Lama, and he's all, "Yeah,k I think I met herm once."

    Do these famewhoring bitches ever stop to think that these dudes might be asked about them? Guess not.

    They outta be more like Larry King, and pretend that they were good friends with dead people (remember that, from, like, 10 years ago?). It's harder to refute.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:49 am
    No. 8 betsy says:

    lmao I luvvv Lucas!! Back in the sane Corey Haim days

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:50 am
    No. 9 maggiecat says:

    I love this movie!! Corey was awesome. He never gets enough credit for this movie.

    LUCAS! LUCAS! LUCAS!

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    No. 10 ilnazhad says:

    "Romeo was 13"!!! Everytime I get into an argument I'm going to throw that in. No matter what it's about.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    I even like Haim in Silver Bullet. Crazy Busey just made it even better.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    No. 12 sylvie says:

    we shouldn't be surprised that scarlett embellished the "blossoming email relationship." the girl also said she could sing.

    mollygood, if you're posting corey videos, how about a clip from "dream a little dream?" two coreys for the price of one.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 13 chelsea says:

    oh silly little scarlet….on a brighter note, great Lucas clip…..that movie was filmed at my highschool……….so, like I'm cool too, right Scarlet?

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    No. 14 Lydia says:

    Maybe Obama is just saying that because his wife got super pissed and jealous and he's trying to save face. It is pretty rude of him to say "and suddenly we have this email relationship." he could have just been a man and ignored the whole thing.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    No. 15 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Lydia,
    "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    No. 16 snapnhiss says:

    "Anyways, your yes and no boxes aren’t working. It won’t let me make my selection."

    That made me laugh but I refuse to write LOL.

    Oh crap, I just did.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    No. 17 jersey says:

    No worries Lucas, Winona is on her way to steal your heart, and your wallet.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    No. 18 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    snapnhiss, I'm glad somebody got it.

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    No. 19 m says:

    Maybe it's so early in the blossom process that it's just at that funny looking sprout stage. Know when it looks like a leaf but it's really just the seed on a stem?

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:41 pm
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