Justice came a little late for OJ Simpson today when a judge sentenced him to 15 years in prison for armed robbery, conspiracy to kidnap and assault with a deadly weapon.

A "choked up" Simpson delivered one final defense before his sentencing:

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all of it. I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal from anybody.

Really, OJ? Really? You didn't mean to steal from anybody? Sure you didn't. And that gun you brought along to the scene of the crime was definitely not an indicator that you meant to hurt anybody, right? Great logic there.

Enjoy prison, where you should have been all along.

Update: A glorious clip of OJ's sentencing after the jump.


Dec 5, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 4 Responses
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Comments (4)

No. 1 Stoney says:

I think it's so great he cried.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 3:11 pm
No. 2 Helen Skor says:

"Guilty, finally" should actually read "Convicted, finally," because hasn't he indeed been guilty all along?!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm
No. 3 Alice says:

At least he's going to jail for something. What a horrid piece of shit.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 4:28 pm
No. 4 thecookie says:

9, 15, 16, 18, 33 … which is it?

Didn't anyone pay attention to the details??


Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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