Yawn

Behold the official cover of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s new book, Influence. It’s about as creative as the book title, but at least we can’t see what burlap sacks they’re wearing. And we’re not even going to attempt to figure out which twin is which.

Jul 31, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses
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Comments (12)

No. 1 Addicted to Addiction says:

Easy. MK on left, A on right. Ashley has a larger mouth and larger eyes, and a softer look in general. I clearly don’t have much going on in my life.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 9:29 am
No. 2 deimos says:

lok we haz a book

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 9:58 am
No. 3 Crumb says:

I can see the difference just by the hair. MK looks like she had cocaine fueled sex for 48 hours and then had her picture taken.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 10:04 am
No. 4 Helen Skor says:

Sadly AtoA, I know the difference as well. But I couldn’t pick the speaker of the House out of lineup.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 11:29 am
No. 5 Lynn says:

I thought it was obvious too. Thankfully I can pick the Speaker of the House out of a line up. I’ll give you a hint: it’s a woman.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 6 YerMom says:

I thought this was a fragrance at first…I don’t even want to know what MK smells like. Stale cigarettes and sour starbucks.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 7 Addicted to Addiction says:

Pelozi, or something, right? Nancy? This is actually really funny, because the Head of Housekeeping at the hotel I work at is from Poland. She explained to me all the sorts of questions you need to know in order to become an American citizen. I didn’t know who the Speaker was so now she asks me everytime I see her. Nice to know an international woman taught me about our own government.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 1:11 pm
No. 8 Wow says:

Nothing to be proud of that you can tell the Olsen twins apart but you don’t know who the speaker of the House is - ridiculous, turn on the news instead of reading National Enquirer!

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 1:52 pm
No. 9 Krista says:

Exactly what comment #1 Addicted to Addiction said. LOL!

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 2:11 pm
No. 10 killorn says:

Sadly, the book is only one page, white, no pictures. It simply says “Having a billion dollars”

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 2:26 pm
No. 11 sar says:

lol killorn

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 8:03 pm
No. 12 Julie Newman says:

I absoloutely love the Olsens. They are my fashion inspirations - Elizabeth&James has some amazing pieces! Cant wait for the book - those girls are very talented, beautiful, stylish, I loved Mk on weeds & I cant wait to see The Wackness!

Love these 2 girls - I guarantee I will be buying this book the minute its on the shelf at chapters!

P.S. Whoever feels the need to chirp the Olsens - shut up haha like you are wasting your time first of all you have never actually met them so you are taking out anger on 2 people you have never met - secondly why are you on this website? Clearly it is a fan based site discussing their upcoming book (AKA a major acheivement!) So shut up - go wallow in self pitty

Posted: Aug 3, 2008 at 3:17 am
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