They Don't Take Debit
The misunderstood, famished Olsen twins are unloading their 5,725-square-foot, West Village condo. Bidding begins at $11.995 million, but qualified buyers can probably get them to knock off about $.055 million.
The twins obtained the property in late 2004 for almost a third less than they are now asking.
According to The Observer, the penthouse has 53 windows; one for every week of the year and one more to piss out of onto the human offal milling below!
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I like the use of the work famished when talking about these two but offal, who talks like that moron.
*word, I'm a moron too.
Well, at least you won't have to worry about the condo smelling like food when you move in…possibly ciggarettes, bourbon and vicodin, but not food.
I imagine half the apartment has black lace everywhere and the other half is covered in tulle.
Why does one look ten years older than the other?
It's like a before rehab picture and the after.
What's this? No housing crisis for the uber rich little twins? Meanwhile we're laying off people in my office left and right while foreclosures are happening all over the place and ahhhh!
Thank god for beer.
FIRST,
HAPPY HOLY THURSDAY TO YOU TWINS, YOUR FAMILY AND ALL THAT POSSES A POSITIVE IMPACT WITHIN THE CONGREGATION. I REALLY CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE YOU HAVE VERY GORGEOUS ATHLETIC LEGS IN THAT DRESS SKIRT, ALSO YOURS WITHIN THE STRAIGHT FAT PANTS. I HAVE SENT A FEW EMAILS OUT. JAH' LOVE ALWAYS