Oh, Sister
In its annual, consistently wrong Hot 100 list, Maxim magazine names Ashley Olsen the world’s 47th “hottest” woman, but fails to include Ashley’s twin sister, Mary Kate, anywhere on the roster.
We think Mary Kate’s omission is due to the fact that Maxim’s Hot 100 list is arbitrary and stupid, but leave it up to the New York Post to subtly suggest that it could have something to do with the young lady’s involvement in Heath Ledger’s death.
Click through for the Post’s copy.
… Ashley, was able to beat Jessica [Simpson] at No. 47, although sister Mary-Kate, who was en snared in the tragic Heath Ledger death, was completely left out.
Scroll Posts
« Next — Prev » Hillary Follows (Pant)Suit
Editor
Eh, it is because she is too bony. They are fraternal, not identical right? Even if not, you can’t tell me that one of the Hamm (Olympic gymnasts) brothers isn’t hotter. There is always the ugly twin.
yeah, they’re fraternal. but they really do look quite similar. ashley looks like mary-kate would if she took better care of herself.
Mary Kate has more of a smirky smile and Ashley has fuller lips and bigger eyes. I think she might be an inch taller too?
I think the real problem was the inclusion of Ashley rather than the omission of Mary Kate. They both look like Precious Moments statuettes, and Precious Moments have never been hot to me.
Lily, clearly you’ve never seen Precious Moments’ Limited Edition Bedroom Figurines. Steamy.
janice, damn, now I have the urge to Photoshop that into existence.
who the eff can tell them apart anyway?
“Who the eff can tell them apart anyway?”
Exactly - I bet the average Maxim reader either thinks that a) they’re the same person b) can’t quite spell Mary-Kate, leastways get the two names in the right order, so just wrote Ashley on the form by default
I imagine that when you have a situation with a dead body in your house, you call Mary Kate Olsen, ala Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. She’s The Cleaner.
ChoniBaretz, I smell pilot. A dark comedy wherein the Olsens play a crime scene clean-up team who find the real money is cleaning up before the police get involved. Fish out of water and corpse related hijinks ensue.
Wouldn’t she just turn up, eat the bodies then become another inch thinner. Maybe Sci-Fi would be interested in that one?
THIS would be must see TV! I can see them teetering in there towering Christian Laboutains as they drag bodies down fire escapes, knock out identifying dental work, and burn bloody clothing, all while cleverly pulling the wool over Uncle Jessie’s eyes.
I can tell them apart. Ashley’s face seems slightly more proportional (assuming you see them without their giant sunglasses), whereas MK is more squished.
They’re both creepy, What ever happened to those two cute kids?
I thought George Burns had been brought back to life and cloned. Then I realized it was just the 15 year old Full House asses in bug-eyed glasses.
ChoniBaretz - Havey Keitel played “The Cleaner” in Point of No Return as well. Interesting. I’d never made that connection before.
Ashley probably made the list because she has been showing teeth lately.