Though most people obsessed with Marilyn Monroe do their best to forget that she was a drug-addled, insecure mess who many powerful men took advantage of, Lindsay Lohan, Monroe's nakedest young fan, uses her new leggings line to give a refreshingly realistic nod to the original blond bombshell. At left is the "Mr President" style, which features built-in kneepads.
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All kidding aside, did they really think it was a good idea to put knee pads on them? Really?
That's just tacky.
I wonder if she makes shirts with napkins built in, or a reservoir of mouthwash? You know, to really complete the Sloppy Blow Job ensemble.
I think it should come with some kind of tool belt or fanny pack. Bedazzled of course. You can have all your lubes, plugs, crotchless panties, and dental floss at hand. It's always a good idea to floss after fellatio.
Okay, who in the hell will buy these things? You nailed it Kate, tacky.
These might as well be called "the Lohan" or "the Prison".
Bedazzle it!!
You can't go wrong bedazzling it. The knee pad leggings should have easy bedazzled across the ass. Or maybe cum dumpster in white sparkling gems.
(too much? I can never tell)
No keebler it makes it more realistic and gritty. She's so deep and turns her pain into spandex pants.
I think this actually might give me a modicum of respect for Lohan, or maybe not, but at least I know she's kind of in on the joke rather than just the butt of it.
To each there own I guess JuJu. I express my pain in interpretive dance and amounts of masturbation. I also make my own Lincoln logs but thats another story.
To each there own I guess JuJu. I express my pain in interpretive dance and *copious* amounts of masturbation. I also make my own Lincoln logs but thats another story.
How can those be for real???
Gotta get me some of those.
I like to channel my pain into sculptures made from beer cans. The problem is after about 8 I like to crush them and play basket beer can ball.
they come with a free bedazzled strap on with every purchase
No onee in their right mind would buy these sleezy leggings. Lindsey is a pathetic joke. So is everything she does. MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!
These awful pieces of garbage are $140.
Serious.
While yes, it's tacky and dumb…. it's really a great idea for rollergirls!
Any extra padding on the knees is awesome for skating and taking bitches out!
But alas, it does have lindsey's name tied to it.