What do you think Woody's wife thinks of the women lounging on this large bed with them?

Her interest will pick up once she brings out the stallion.

Is it safe to assume she didn't read Molly last week?!

Looks like she's making contact with more than eyes in the thumbnails.

For some reason, I'm highly amused by the bottle of Fiji water in the ice bucket.

Ahhhhhh, yes, 2006 was a fine year for Fiji. It's an earthy bouquet with just a hint of iron.

it must suck to be depressed and suicidal.

You know Woody is all, "Aw baby, I wus jus helping Owen out. You know how he has been lately. I kept my genitals far away from that girl."

i wouldn't want to look either if owen wilson was mounting me.

What's with the iPhone chick's toes? Only the big ones are painted, and it curves in at quite an angle.

It looks like she French tipped them in hot pink (klassay!) and is curling her toes. In disgust or pleasure, we shall never know.

I agree with you Kitchy, i noticed those gross toes right away. Creepy!!

Good eye Kitchy I would have never thought to look at that. She should give the poor guy some love though.

She has hammertoe.

Hammertime

Maybe she already came in contact with the stallion. And she knows that she can't take it.
That's why she's curling her toes. The two days that it took to recover are still fresh in her memory.

Really, that girl looks like she's scared to me.

She's taking a picture of him with her phone after dialing 911. It went down like this. Girl:
"Help-police! I was minding my own business,just taking a walk poolside,when I was suddenly lured over and attacked by a scruffy-blond moody horn-dog. (pause) How did I know that he was moody? Well, ANYONE can tell that just by looking at him! Anyway, then I was thrown onto a gigantic outdoor mattress right there by the pool! (Louder)Help, help - his deformed nose is coming right at me!! Wait a minute, it's Owen Wilson. (pause) You know, Owen Wilson - he's a rich movie star so it's all good..What?…no, don't send the narcotics squad - I'm pretty sure Owen's not holding, but I can double-check that with his traveling companion, Woody Harrelson - he's here on the mattress, too. (pause) Hello…hello…" (Sirens in the distance) To the group: "Uh, guys - we MAY have a bit of a problem…"

If you enlarge the last pixture to 200%, the look on Woody's face is pure disgust at Owen's behavior. I think a doctor needs to check Owen's testosterone level, must be way off the chart!!!

Thanks, Kitchy, for pointing out the unfortunate foot situation. I, too, noticed that right off the bat. It reminds me of 'Boomerang.' Ugh!

TOTALLY agree with you about Woody's expression! He looks like he has just about had it with the Stallion's antics. Could this be a side effect of OW's depression medication, or is he just high? (He DOES look a little beat and somewhat out-of-it.)

Owen - bipolar much? Laid-back charmer, suicidal depressive, raving sex maniac…Wow - this guy is the CROWN PRINCE of dysfunctional celebrities…

Wow, obsessed much, "owen?"

ew…his feet are bugging me…

Raised upper-middle class, well-bred, well-educated, pushing forty, Oscar-nominated, actually somewhat talented MALE train wreck?!? Owen Wilson is certainly a refreshing change of pace! I can easily understand people getting obsessed with his story.

it's just seems like it's the same person posting over and over again under different names, no?

Looks like her feet have been damaged from wearing shoes with too tight and pointed a toe box; she's got bunions and hammer toes.

Owen's just climbing over that girl to get to Woody. The American Psychological Association recommends having a bi-sexual, booze-fueled South American romp with a habitual pot smoker is the best way to recover from a suicide/overdose.

Be well, Owen.

Capitanne, will you be my psychologist?

Me too, that's the kind of 'script I've been looking for, well that and percocet.

I noticed the funky toes right away. Chick has bunions BAD.

I'm new here, only second post ever! Piper's Auntie and Wilson's Family Therapist are so on target. Looks like a train wreck waiting to happen and so very sad. I'll bet big brother Andrew would like to clean up a street with little Bro to get him straightened out, and it won't do a bit of good. This year of age 39 is going to be very hard on the stallion. Age 40 is going to be an extremely hard birthday, IF he survives to it.

owen you dog, you should really meet up with piper's aunt and the wilson family therapist…I have a feeling you guys would really have alot in common!

Hi guys, I'm totally new on here. And I just want you to know that I agree with everything that evil twin says, all the time. That bitch cracks me up. I bet she's totally hot too.

Hi evil triplet! So glad you could join us. Can I call you EPT for short? Have you met all the Rachaels yet?

Awww, Bunnie got a new screen name.

Hey, long time reader first time commenter…just wanted to say you gals are so funny and witty and you have great asses with no celullite, especially playla.

What the hell is going on in here? It's like Alice in Wonderland n' shit.

some people on this thread just made us realize that the best way to get a post really going was to make up other screen names and just post away, agreeing with yourself completely, of course. All this pesky "discourse" was getting in the way of patting ourselves on the back…

are we in some sort of bizarro zone?

Hi there playlalot and evil triplet–what a coincidence! I also am a first time commenter. Just wanted to say that you all are super geniuses who are obviously beautiful and have nice asses. Janice in particular.

That is funnnnn.

I mean, uh, thanks stranger.

kumbaya!

my whole world view has been upset now. i'm too lazy to make a new name so i'll just tell myself under my old name that i have a nice ass.

deimos, you have a nice ass.

Our asses should all be insured as the national treasures they are.

"If you enlarge the last pixture to 200%, "

if, yes, but why?

we could have a sculpture done of them…mount assmore…

Maria, will you please pass the tea, it's my unbirthday.

Oh that would be beautiful, carved right into the rockies. Visible from space.

why thank you. i think my ass might need it's own mountain though, i've got the ghetto booty.

ghetto booty in spaaaaace…

OOOH that just made me miss the Muppet Show,so bad.

oh, I miss that, too, playla.

I bet we're going to make all the other planets jealous with our glorious ass monument.

especially uranus! hahahahaha

good one, playlalot! "uranus" pure genius!

Uranus wishes it had an ass like ours!

bwaaaaahahahah! Uranus jokes never get old.

I'd put my ass on uranus to make it feel included.

Stop upstaging me, clone.

yeah, you gotta keep em in their place, janice.

Wow, thanks evil triplet. I am totally hot by the way. And my ass belongs on Mt. Assmore too.

oh, don't worry, evil, your ass will be prominently placed.

Can I have the Teddy Roosevelt position?

It depends, does your ass where glasses?

Just a really cool monacle, not full-on glasses.

Oh, yeah I guess the monocle makes more sense…yeah, that's good enough. You'll be Teddy Rosebud.

What a bunch of stupid cunts to take over a thread with your immature stupid shit because opinions were being expressed on the topic at hand (uh, Owen Wilson?)… Hey , twats, fuck you - especially you, playla - I saw your profile - jesus, ugly old bitch - no wonder you don't have anything else to do except post on the net all day…

Oh go to Perez, would you?

Fuck you, TWFT.

You look pretty busy yourself, TWFT!

Oh dear, The Wilson Family's Therapsit,

You better calm down and find your center. That old cranky queencrone will be back out here soon, and man. You DON'T want to mess with her. Specially since you gotta go say some mess about her girl playla.

Just Beware that old cunt queencrone. Don't say I never warned you.

Especially when she's had a beer. I've seen it and I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of it.

"I saw your profile" I wonder if Owen the Dog and Owen's Overactive Libido might have seen it too??? That would be a shocker.

Thanks queen bee!

yeah, that therapist doesn't want to tangle with your other half, I mean queenie, someone completely unrelated to you.

Well, I bid you all adieu, and go chase the tourists away. They are farking up the place.

Kisses,
evil twin

I have to go out to dinner with my boyfriend, I've been waiting all day for something exciting and it has to happen right before I leave…anyway, I'll be back, have fun.

I'm certain that queencrone would have been out here but I think she's trying to come up with a haiku. That's what I THINK. I'm really not sure.

I love queen bee crone, I mean qc, I mean ya know what I mean, the twins.

And Playa is adorable! What the fuck is wrong with you? You'll be back, and watch your fucking mouth.

Good thing he likes TOES!

wow, The Wilson Family's Therapist needs to go smoke some pot and pull the cock out of his ass. there's no need to be such a prick, maybe you should lay off the owen wilson obsession a bit.

deimos, I'm pretty sure this is "classy" from the stella mccartney post earlier…

so let's quietly tiptoe out of this area before we wake it.

oh hell no! i don't back down, that's just how i roll.

well, have fun. it'll certainly keep you busy if it hears us.