teens have been cutting themselves over bitches for years cord.

Wait for it….

I lost the remote control, maybe that’s my solution.

In that case:
Cord, I am cutting myself RIGHT NOW - You will find me slumped over on the L, riding it back and forth from Bedford to Montrose. Pleeeeease come baaaaaaaaaack. I know my nose looks like a sack of potatoes, and I think I am way more charming than I am, but hey, we are both blond. Ouchieee….come find me Cord…follow the bloody trail.

i love the way cord assumes that owen cut himself over kate.

I thought she had taken her beaked beauty overseas to be with some old rich fellow.

who knows when cord’s being serious and when he’s letting his gay out and getting bitchy.

I can’t tell weather it’s Cord or Cordetta.

Cordelia?

Countess Cordelia Cordetta of Mollygood.

That names rocks the kazbar.

he should have that engraved on his heart necklace.

I’m getting that name tatoo’ed on my ass.

That would be sweet deimos. He could put a pic of j_boston on the other side.

your ass seems like a good place for cord’s name. ;)

Oooooh, I am dressing as that for Halloween! It will translate to a low-rent, blond Jaslene in misinterpreted period (not mentrual, but like 18th Century or something) wear.

I think you need a hot pair of ass flaps to really make that costume work.

I say we call him Cordasscean

That sounds like the colour of my living room.

Assflaps and perhaps puke on the hem? Countess Cordelia Cordetta of Mollygood is a party girl, afterall.

She gets a little sloppy when she’s drunk but she’s never greedy with her blow.

Countess Cordelia Cordetta, also known as Cordasscean in the gay tabloids, has found Jesus (though we think jesus is her mexican gardner)and has promised to clean up her act after her scandalous stay at Promises.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/.....the_stars/

Here is Jesus with Countess Cordelia Cordetta’s biggest rival Jimmy Kimmel

I picture Cord having bitchfits like Cordelia from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

wrong girls…this is Countess Cordelia Cordetta’s official palace photo…

http://www.citypaper.com/sb/97964/collins.jpg

j_b, that was the reference for her currency portrait, correct?

i’m not sure…it might have been her official “coming out” debutante photo.

Kate just needs a boy toy to annoy.

Aw, james, Cord was much more pretty as a drag queen than that. He has those pillowy lips, after all.

That picture looks more like Paris’ future daughter. Not the adopted one’s. But the one that will fly out from her loins, singing.

I hate Kate Hudson more than I hate Scarlet Johanssen or however the hell you spell it. I want to box her elfin ears for her.

i loved me some Almost Famous Kate Hudson, but since then she has decidedly descended into douchebaggery.

i’m alliterate.

I happen to adore alliteration, always. See? :)