Kate Hudson wants Owen Wilson back!

The ‘Almost Famous’ actress is said to be desperate to woo back Owen - who was hospitalised in August after a failed suicide bid - after realising she still loves him.

“After Owen’s suicide attempt, she realised how much she loved him, and broke up with Dax [Shepard].”

What a wonderful lesson for lovelorn teens with access to sharp objects. It works, guys!


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Oct 15, 2007 · Link · 33 Responses
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Comments (33)

No. 1 deimos says:

teens have been cutting themselves over bitches for years cord.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 12:48 pm
No. 2 Be Adequite says:

Wait for it….

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 12:51 pm
No. 3 janice says:

I lost the remote control, maybe that’s my solution.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 12:52 pm
No. 4 LisaNo.1 says:

In that case:
Cord, I am cutting myself RIGHT NOW - You will find me slumped over on the L, riding it back and forth from Bedford to Montrose. Pleeeeease come baaaaaaaaaack. I know my nose looks like a sack of potatoes, and I think I am way more charming than I am, but hey, we are both blond. Ouchieee….come find me Cord…follow the bloody trail.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 12:56 pm
No. 5 deimos says:

i love the way cord assumes that owen cut himself over kate.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 12:57 pm
No. 6 jujubees says:

I thought she had taken her beaked beauty overseas to be with some old rich fellow.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm
No. 7 james_boston says:

who knows when cord’s being serious and when he’s letting his gay out and getting bitchy.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:13 pm
No. 8 jujubees says:

I can’t tell weather it’s Cord or Cordetta.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:16 pm
No. 9 LisaNo.1 says:

Cordelia?

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm
No. 10 james_boston says:

Countess Cordelia Cordetta of Mollygood.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:22 pm
No. 11 jujubees says:

That names rocks the kazbar.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm
No. 12 deimos says:

he should have that engraved on his heart necklace.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm
No. 13 jujubees says:

I’m getting that name tatoo’ed on my ass.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:24 pm
No. 14 pp says:

That would be sweet deimos. He could put a pic of j_boston on the other side.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:26 pm
No. 15 deimos says:

your ass seems like a good place for cord’s name. ;)

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:26 pm
No. 16 LisaNo.1 says:

Oooooh, I am dressing as that for Halloween! It will translate to a low-rent, blond Jaslene in misinterpreted period (not mentrual, but like 18th Century or something) wear.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:27 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

I think you need a hot pair of ass flaps to really make that costume work.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:29 pm
No. 18 pp says:

I say we call him Cordasscean

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:29 pm
No. 19 janice says:

That sounds like the colour of my living room.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:30 pm
No. 20 LisaNo.1 says:

Assflaps and perhaps puke on the hem? Countess Cordelia Cordetta of Mollygood is a party girl, afterall.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:33 pm
No. 21 jujubees says:

She gets a little sloppy when she’s drunk but she’s never greedy with her blow.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:35 pm
No. 22 james_boston says:

Countess Cordelia Cordetta, also known as Cordasscean in the gay tabloids, has found Jesus (though we think jesus is her mexican gardner)and has promised to clean up her act after her scandalous stay at Promises.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:43 pm
No. 23 pp says:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/.....the_stars/

Here is Jesus with Countess Cordelia Cordetta’s biggest rival Jimmy Kimmel

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 1:58 pm
No. 24 Cait says:

I picture Cord having bitchfits like Cordelia from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 2:11 pm
No. 25 james_boston says:

wrong girls…this is Countess Cordelia Cordetta’s official palace photo…

http://www.citypaper.com/sb/97964/collins.jpg

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 2:19 pm
No. 26 LisaNo.1 says:

j_b, that was the reference for her currency portrait, correct?

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 2:21 pm
No. 27 james_boston says:

i’m not sure…it might have been her official “coming out” debutante photo.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 2:23 pm
No. 28 Mr. T says:

Kate just needs a boy toy to annoy.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 2:56 pm
No. 29 evil twin says:

Aw, james, Cord was much more pretty as a drag queen than that. He has those pillowy lips, after all.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 3:13 pm
No. 30 jujubees says:

That picture looks more like Paris’ future daughter. Not the adopted one’s. But the one that will fly out from her loins, singing.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 4:02 pm
No. 31 evil twin says:

I hate Kate Hudson more than I hate Scarlet Johanssen or however the hell you spell it. I want to box her elfin ears for her.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 4:30 pm
No. 32 stopthemadness says:

i loved me some Almost Famous Kate Hudson, but since then she has decidedly descended into douchebaggery.

i’m alliterate.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 6:05 pm
No. 33 evil twin says:

I happen to adore alliteration, always. See? :)

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 6:42 pm
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