She's Just Not That Into You

Not saying you need to forever coddle the guy, but during these precious, confidence-building months, at least pretend he’s more interesting than your iPhone.


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Dec 12, 2007 · Link · 16 Responses
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Comments (16)

No. 1 Kitchy says:

What do you think Woody’s wife thinks of the women lounging on this large bed with them?

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:04 pm
No. 2 jujubees says:

Her interest will pick up once she brings out the stallion.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:06 pm
No. 3 Sugar Magnolia says:

Is it safe to assume she didn’t read Molly last week?!

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:15 pm
No. 4 Kitchy says:

Looks like she’s making contact with more than eyes in the thumbnails.

For some reason, I’m highly amused by the bottle of Fiji water in the ice bucket.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:17 pm
No. 5 jujubees says:

Ahhhhhh, yes, 2006 was a fine year for Fiji. It’s an earthy bouquet with just a hint of iron.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:23 pm
No. 6 Speedmonkey says:

it must suck to be depressed and suicidal.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:42 pm
No. 7 LisaNo.1 says:

You know Woody is all, “Aw baby, I wus jus helping Owen out. You know how he has been lately. I kept my genitals far away from that girl.”

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:48 pm
No. 8 deimos says:

i wouldn’t want to look either if owen wilson was mounting me.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:54 pm
No. 9 Kitchy says:

What’s with the iPhone chick’s toes? Only the big ones are painted, and it curves in at quite an angle.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 3:57 pm
No. 10 LisaNo.1 says:

It looks like she French tipped them in hot pink (klassay!) and is curling her toes. In disgust or pleasure, we shall never know.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 4:00 pm
No. 11 aka_t says:

I agree with you Kitchy, i noticed those gross toes right away. Creepy!!

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 5:03 pm
No. 12 Rachel says:

Good eye Kitchy I would have never thought to look at that. She should give the poor guy some love though.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 5:09 pm
No. 13 Yo says:

She has hammertoe.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 5:14 pm
No. 14 jujubees says:

Hammertime

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 5:52 pm
No. 15 queencrone says:

Maybe she already came in contact with the stallion. And she knows that she can’t take it.
That’s why she’s curling her toes. The two days that it took to recover are still fresh in her memory.

Really, that girl looks like she’s scared to me.

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 10:16 pm
No. 16 Calliope10 says:

She’s taking a picture of him with her phone after dialing 911. It went down like this. Girl:
“Help-police! I was minding my own business,just taking a walk poolside,when I was suddenly lured over and attacked by a scruffy-blond moody horn-dog. (pause) How did I know that he was moody? Well, ANYONE can tell that just by looking at him! Anyway, then I was thrown onto a gigantic outdoor mattress right there by the pool! (Louder)Help, help - his deformed nose is coming right at me!! Wait a minute, it’s Owen Wilson. (pause) You know, Owen Wilson - he’s a rich movie star so it’s all good..What?…no, don’t send the narcotics squad - I’m pretty sure Owen’s not holding, but I can double-check that with his traveling companion, Woody Harrelson - he’s here on the mattress, too. (pause) Hello…hello…” (Sirens in the distance) To the group: “Uh, guys - we MAY have a bit of a problem…”

Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 12:14 am
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