Attacked by either a bout of conscience or dreams of a sweet life on the talk show circuit, a paparazzo with many hours clocked in the cutthroat shitstorm that relentlessly hovers over Britney Spears has resigned. Nick Stern says he left the Splash photo agency to protest the "aggressive" pursuance of Spears. Stern believes it's damaging (DOY!!!!!!).
"Directly or indirectly, Britney is going to come to some horrific end, or a member of the public will," he said. "It's not what's being done, it's the way it's being done. As she continues to deteriorate psychologically, I just can't see a positive way out."
Less than a week out of the fray, Stern is already phrasing his sentences to portray the paparazzi as people different from him, saying, "The paps are completely out of control…I was horrified at what goes on." HA! A traitor and a coward!
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Cord, I like the use of "DOY!!!" It shows you were paying attention to our Michael Jackson's kids post.
Mr. Stern, you are not a martyr.
Damnit. Thanks a lot, mae. Now I need to disassemble my shrine. Can they get the guy over at TMZ to quit? I doubt it since I think he lost his soul long ago.
honestly, he's right. the paps are bloodhounds. brit is mentally ill and needs her privacy. she is SERIOUSLY mentally ill. i could see f she was doing this because seh was ust wild and a fuck up, but she's sick. so leave her alone. a crazy peson acting crazy isn't news.
This asshole quit AFTER getting paid big $$$ for his pics.
Ednonymous: So what you're saying is he "retired comfortably."
If only he could reclaim his soul from satan…
Don't disassemble it just yet, juju. We can easily find you a replacement.