Ever the media-savvy businessman, Joe Simpson has publicly responded to the same rumors we hear about him every week (he's a creepy control-freak), and his defense isn't helping. "The media says that I try to plan everything," Joe says. "If I had half of the power they give me…" Um, then what? Do we want to know?

He then went on to address reports that he's jealous of the men in his daughters' lives:

[Tony Romo]'s a great guy. I love Tony to death. He’s just a good kid.

I love Pete [Wentz] to death. He has a patient spirit and a kind heart. I’m honored to have Pete as my son-in-law.

Key word, of course, being "death."

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