I subjected myself to A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila last night for the good of Reality Bytes, but by the time it was all over I was in the fetal position praying it was just a nightmare. It wasn’t. The final four took Tila to their hometowns, where we learned that the desperate apple doesn’t fall far from the famewhoring tree. One of the contestant’s fathers got a little too excited while Tila performed fellatio on a pickle, and, at another house, one of the mothers showed her Gene Simmons-style tongue. Classy.
The most traumatizing visit was in New Jersey, where Tila convinced Jay’s mom and step-mom to make out with each other. Then they showed their boobs to Tila like she was Joe Francis and they wanted a free T-shirt. To end the evening, the entire family gathered in the hot tub for a massive orgy. I wish I were kidding.
What in the hell?
Whitney, you are a brave brave soul for subjecting yourself to this vile, vile show.
I saw it too!! OMG, it was a nightmare and NOT sexy at all. And you kept hearing one of the mom’s say “oooh I like that” when Tila and what’s-his-name were making out at the table and in the hot tub. I’m sorry, that was freaky in a bad way…
No doubt a sign of the apocalypse…sigh.
they aren’t paying you enough, whitney.
Oh oh. I fear this will drive me underground, where I will hole up with some DVDs of the Dick Van Dyke Show and I Love Lucy, when they had to sleep in separate twin beds. I long for a little decorum, modesty, or failing that, some actually decent television for the $65 I spend on basic cable a/k/a ‘getting a television signal.’
I really hope that someone has the decency to strap Tila to a doctors table and throw her uterus on the floor. This woman and the people that associate with her have no business passing on their whore DNA to any underserving offspring.
Blah, can I do a hat dance around her uterus? That would be more interesting than anything I’ve seen on MTV in forever.