Double The STDs!
Now that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are dating the Madden brothers, the natural next step is to have a double wedding for both couples. Nevermind the fact that Paris and Benji have only been together a little over a month compared to Nicole and Joel's relationship of a year and a half (complete with child) — these two romances are both ready to see the altar.
And wouldn't you know it, the former Simply Life ladies are planning the wedding in an effort to "make millions" from all the publicity. Because if anyone is hurting for money, its those two.
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Obviously a ploy from the Hilton camp, no one wants to share their wedding day with that whorse face.
If I was Nicole, I would break up with Joel immediately just to distance myself from Paris and this story. Baby-daddy, schmaby-daddy…
Shouldn't you be, I don't know, dating the same guy for a year or so before you start talking weddings? Not that it's imperative that all people work that way, just Paris.
If I were Benji and I heard all this hooplah surrounding our "impending nuptuals" I would promptly turn heel and high tail it the fuck out of dodge.
Simple Life, Simple Brides, Simple Guys, Greedy Nuptials, Simple Kids?
The Madden family has been compromised.
I love that you found a picture where they both have the samen exat hair. I fucking hate them.
Paris dating him just really…. worries me in a sense.
I mean it's like she's jealous of Nicole and just wants what she wants, or just has to have something because someone else has it. So the best way to do it? Date your friend's (are they still friends?) fiancee's brother!
Paris will not get married any time soon.He just another play thing.BOY TOY
They won't get married because she is a wonky eyed whore.
Oh, she's OBVIOUSLY jealous as hell of Nicole. That's why she's being pulling this good friend routine. Honestly, I think Nicole's outgrown her, or I THOUGHT she had until she agreed to this project.
I mean, Nicole… you were doing so well, starting a non-profit to help disadvantaged mothers and donating all of your shower gifts to them….. unless she does something like that for the wedding, I ain't interested.
Now that funny Feistess a proana outgrowning someone
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ah, i think its good that they all seem to be happy. plus, i used to hate nicole and paris, but now just watching the simple life and reading more about them, i think that they are really nice, just are a bit stupid, but really funny.
i think joel and nicole will stay married as they are in a good relationship thats been going along time, but i think either paris and benji will back out at the last minute, or get divorced shortly after they are married.
it would be nice to see benji be the one to like put an end to paris' millions of flings.
well anywhos
xx