Can you believe we actually suffered through Paris Hilton's My New BFF last night? And — even crazier than that — we didn't feel the urge to stab ourselves in the eyes? We realized that once you sit through A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, you can sit through anything.
Anyway, the contestant who makes this show bearable is Onch, a jewelry designer from Hacienda Heights, Calif. Onch's favorite color is rainbow (seriously) and prefers the term "pomp" over "fabulous." Also? Onch is a male. Some of the contestants confused him for a girl at first, which was kind of awesome, but we don't even look at Onch as any specific gender. He's just kind of … there. It's weird. Onch wore a beautiful necklace last night made out of rainbow pretzels and was just magnificently entertaining throughout the entire hour of horrible television. We did some research, and it turns out this lovely being has already been in a feud with Chris Crocker, so you know he's just a tiny train wreck waiting to crash.
Onch, 1; the rest of those losers, 0.
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Nice stache.
HAHAHAHA! I replied before I read the whole thing. Makes sense with the stache then, being a dude and all.
What a pretty genderqueer.
Some people just can't get behind leaving Britney alone.
That's pomplicious.
how do you explain the fact that you and jossip.com wrote exactly the same thing???
Caption to the photo: My peen just came untucked.
Can't you believe you watched this junk to begin with. I don't now anyone that did. Have some self-respect.
Dea. Look on the right under COLOPHON.
Stupidest show of the year,that was 3 minutes to long for me to watch, paris just needs to give it up almost 30!!! This is just pathetic!!! Funny what family money can do and no brain,the family must be so proud!!!
Paris already knew onch before the show. I don't know if he is a mole in the show or not. However I do know that he has sold her jewelry way before the show came out. There used to be pictures of her wearing his bling on his website.
I watch the show cause Onch is in it
I consider myself a straight guy, and have never been interested in men.
But I would fuck Onch in heartbeat. ;)
Man, Onch would be hot, if he wasn't so damn annoying, but seriously hes really the only reason i watched the show. ;)