Now a bunch of pussies who write greeting cards resent Paris Hilton as much as her own vagina, which hates her for the merciless beatings she subjects it to:
…a lawsuit filed by Paris Hilton against Hallmark Cards, claiming they used her likeness without permission.
In the lawsuit, filed yesterday in Federal District Court in Los Angeles, the heiress alleges Hallmark created a card entitled "Paris's [sic] First Day as a Waitress." The card features a picture of Paris' face superimposed over a cartoon of a waitress serving food that says "Don't touch that, it's hot. What's hot? That's hot."
Paris is suing for damages in excess of $100,000…
Paris' attorneys are also taking issue with a card featuring a depiction of Hilton and a male suitor in the restroom:
Suitor: That's hot!
Hilton: What's hot?
Suitor: When I pee!
Hilton: That's hot.
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looks like someone visits someecards.com
The only real thing that is interesting about this 'big' news is that I drive by Hallmarks headquarters in Kansas City every day. Looks like it is still standing after the Hilton attack.
when i heard about the paris hilton-type cards frokm hallmark, i just dismissed the whole thing as a joke anyway. this story just makes me think, "was that real? who took that seriously??"
I'm totally sending the card above to the hubbie. I was looking for something to express just that sentiment. Thanks, Cord!
actually, it's totally fine to use "'s" at the end of an s name; some even prefer it. no need for [sic]. http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu.....ssives.htm
good eye texas.
i should apologize for looking like i'm on the payroll, hmm this should do it.