Whitney, please don't feed the animals.

Ooooh, both cutting and clever.

- so, I wonder who wrote that for her.

Actually, I'm impressed. She pulled it off pretty well. *barf* I said something nice about Paris…the end of the world is coming.

paris can read?

Anyone notice how when she started talking "smart" her voice dropped an octave? Not that I think she had anything to do with the script, but it sort of makes me sad - I wonder if she had focused on education rather than tittilation what she would be doing?

Why does mollygood use the word "vapid" so much? Did someone forget to rip of the "word of the day" calendar, for months?

"turgid beast" wasn't enough to impress you with their mad vocab skills?

Finally, a candidate we can totally get behind. Seriously, she's into backdoor action. I'll see you all at the polls, bitches.

As much as I don't like her, this was good. Clearly someone wrote it for her, but still funny.

No way she came up with that sensible energy plan on her own. And, Maui? That's where you get the best hair?

I still hate that bitch. I refuse to watch it!!!

Wow Whitney - I just lost ALL respect for you.

This is the last time I log on to your site.

May you down in flames.

May you down in flames! May you down in flames!

Personally, I'm glad you posted this. I saw it last night and thought it was really cute. I cant stand her either & she obvs didnt write it but she did do a good job READING.

And also may I add, May you hell.

don't you wish a "may you down in flames" on my whitney!

You forgot to add, mother may I.

Uuummm… Oops. I thought Andrew was being sarcastic. How is making fun of McCain for being wrinkly a good comeback?
And, that energy plan is not a good idea.
I'm so annoyed right now.

Juje, haven't you heard of Hawaiian silky? Ilz, what about the energy plan do you not like (I don't disagree with you, just wondering if we have the same reasons.)?

Them is some fighting words Done. Whitney may have her faults, The Hills for one, but you don't come in our house and lay the smack down and walk away. May you a life and over yourself.

Do tell, Lisa. I think we should just hook a bunch of hamsters and hook them up to wheels and put some plugs up their butts. Walla, cheap electricity.

I just don't think one thing will solve the problem. It's going to have to be a combination of things. More drilling is only a temporary fix. What if we have another devastating storm? I guess not if but when.

Not agreeing with someone on a point is ok. But, to actually wish them ill because they do not agree with you is just plain evil.
Have a day!

i like this trend. i'm going to start leaving words out of when i talk.

Me….

I think Done was trying to toast to Whitney.
Done just wasn't done yet.

May you down in flames.
May you down in ice.
May you down in the rain.
May you down at night.
May nothing stay you from the swift completion
of a beverage down.

Or it could be a sexual term.
I never can tell anymore.

It will take about five to ten years for the effects of offshore drilling to really show. (McCain’s adviser even stated this numerous times.) So we cannot use “offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in.” Also, offshore drilling can only produce approximately one percent of the oil America will need. So, all the way in 2015 we can look forward to cheaper gas prices. Oh, right. Gas will only be a few cents cheaper. If this plan makes gas cheaper AT ALL. One percent is as insignificant as it seems when it comes to the States’ projected oil demand.

Obama has the real hybrid plan:
This is easily the best energy plan ever put forward by a nominee of either party. By comparison, the plan of John "Nothing but Nukes" McCain is a joke, with nothing on energy efficiency and a pointless $300 million battery prize and long-standing opposition to renewable energy. In contrast, Obama's plan has real depth and breadth…
As for the test of a candidate's grasp of electricity policy, energy efficiency is obviously The only cheap power left and a limitless resource and THE core climate solution. Obama understands energy efficiency in a way few other major politicians do, as his plan makes clear.
-Joe Romm

http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs.....lling.aspx
This is the link I used for back-up.

So dissapointed in the lack of research done by Jossip employees. An "intriguing, sensible energy compromise"? OOooookie.

So what? Paris Hilton is not a Rhodes Scholar, nor was she actually proposing a real energy plan. Her video was launched on a website called "Funny or Die," so obviously we should poke holes in her logic and take this all very seriously. Lighten up.

Her argument was called "sensible." And it's not.

Can I light you up?

Anyhow, I have to go to work. We'll talk about this later, Lisa.

Also, we live in an era where "brilliant" politicians can't even write their own speeches. We're really going to attack Paris Hilton, the academic superstar, for not writing hers? May you down in flames, haters.

oh please Whitney. Paris didn't write the "clever" dialogue. I don't care how many times she tries to sound smart. She is a stupid goddamned racist, homophobic bitch and I fucking hate her with passion.

system of a down…in flames

Three Doors Down…in flames

never let me down…in flames

And in anticipation of my very favorite season:

Touch Down…in flames!!

I'll quit now.

"can I light you up" I'm so using that.

that was impressive! can she make a career out of this?

Paris needs to spend a little less time in the sun or she'll look like a saggy, wrinkly old ball sack in a few short years. At least the face will match the beef curtains.

Even though it was pretty clever, I refuse to give her credit for the idea or execution. There's no way she's that witty or smart on her own.

The Final Countdown…in flames!

Black Hawk Down..in flames!

Paris' herpes… in flames!

Down comforter…flames in!

upside down…in flames!!

(in tribute to Rod Roddy-The Price Is Right)

Come On Down…in flames!

Paris's ugly ass swimsuit (with her in it)….in flames!

Ok, now I have HAD A BEER, and I am singing sailor songs:

…with a way, hey, blow the man down…in flames

Here is my Popeye impression:

Well, blow me down…in flames!

hyukk, hyukk, hyukk, hyukk.

(where did this pipe come from?)

Blood Sweat and Tears-Spinning Wheel(I'm an old)
All though Alicia Keys has a nice song with these lyrics:

What goes up, must come down…in flames!

If you want to critisize Hilton, you can call her shallow, stupid, racist, homophobic, and so much more. But mock her "beef curtains"? Why do people always make fun of female genetalia? All vaginas are different. They're SUPPOSED to be.

because iln, beef curtains is a funny phrase and should be used as often as possible. ;)

As the proud owner of a vagina and a stunning set of beef curtains, I feel comfortable mocking that which is similar to mine, only much more well known publically. I promise, the day I put mine on display, you can mock them to your heart's content.

May you drown in flames?
May you down on flamers?
May you flown in dames?

I… I can't work this one out.

She's trying to pull a Matt Damon/Jerry O'Connell to gain cred, but it ain't workin' on me. She'll always be a sad, vapid heiress to me.

Sh¡t, Maria, I just read your post (no. 6) and now I feel like a follower. For using vapid.
May i down in flames.

It's ok surgeonsgirl—I'm sure we can all use a break from the word.

Everybody knows what to do when we type the secret word, right? RIIIIIGHT???

Holy shit - queencrone - I haven't laughed that hard in months. You made my day.

juju, if you don't get a commie for #8 i'm going on strike.

Oh snap, I haven't laughed this hard at the comments in awhile. Good job everyone! …in flames!

go Paris go