Today, instead of having a cup of coffee, try being jolted awake by this acrid scene: A giddy Paris Hilton swirling at the eye of a storm composed of dozens of stiffened and sprayed admirers. At her touch, a firemen’s pole is degraded to a stripper’s pole, and her songs envelope everyone in the room like a contagion. People live like this. Good morning.
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Paris and Heidi Montag apparently have the same vocal and performance coach. His specialities must include the art of throwing your hands around a la Christina Aguilera but way less legit, and lip synching worse than Britney.
I just don’t understand Hollywood. At what point do they look at themselves in these videos and pictures and STILL think its okay to do whatever asinine thing they’re doing?
Ugh. They are going to have to melt that pole down and sink the scraps to the bottom of the sea.
Strippers must be ashamed that she emulates them.
Cord, you’ve just given me an even greater appreciation for coffee. The best part of waking up is NOT Paris on your screen.
That was painful to watch. Clearly Paris sucks at pole dancing, singing and devoid of any character to behave that badly in public.
good morning back at you cord. we need some new train-wreck starlets… paris, lilo and britney are getting boring.
Well, Deimos, there’s always Katie Cassidy…
And Miley Cyrus…not to mention Jamie Lynn Spears.
Who’s that little Kardashian? She’s already got the stripper pole. Just add vodka and stir.