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Behold the new fancy line of footwear from Paris Hilton. The stripper shoes are about as classy as you’d expect, all ranging in price from $54.95 to $94.95 — and it’s “free overnight,” just like Paris!
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They look like fuck me pumps/hooker shoes. That being said I like a couple of them.
me too hunan coots, I like the Glitzy Peep Tranny- but I only wear a size 8 and these start at 11 1/2 hahaha. Hot. Tranny. Mess.
Trannylicious.
I’d take Jessica Simpson’s shoes any day.
I keep seeing JLo shoes at Winners (TG Maxx)…total garbage. As if she would ever wear them. Even my unfamous (yet sweet) feet deserve better.
Blister Central Station.
These are far too shiny for my taste. They aren’t even sharp enough to stab someone in the eye with. If they can’t be used in a bar fight then they aren’t worth buying.
Hot. Tranny. Mess. Pure and Simple. She came up with the idea of shoes for canoe-feet because she’s got gigantic hooves.
The one with the the bow is the most heinous shoes I’ve ever seen. My toes would hate me forever for putting them in a toe box like that.
I really like the nicole and the epic strappy but the last time I wore heels…….um, 4 years ago I fell down the effing concrete stairs and looked like I’d been in a car wreck.
I wasn’t even drunk so it hurt like a bitch.
Nothing says slut like Paris Hilton fashions.