The problem is, when the terrorists fantasize about blowing up America, these are the types of people they're thinking about: A tremendously rich, vapid bitch who has no idea how fortunate she is and no inclination to learn; a sad, plastic toy who has made a fortune off of her vagina and a huge, aggressive prick so into beating people up that his shirt has a fist on it next to the word "PUNISHMENT". The terrorists don't take into account the other millions of kind people that compose our country, they only consider these fuckers.
Aside from the violence, the main reason to hate Osama bin Laden is that he thinks you're no better than Paris Hilton.
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I say we sacrifice her. As she is our most prized posession and should be GIVEN to the GODS! You know, if we stop talking about her, she will …… never going to happen. But she would. WHEN I win the LOTTERY I'm going to pay the PAPARRAZZI TRIPLE to NOT take her picture or video her for TWO DAYS STRAIGHT!! Of course I will secretly video her reaction to this. I'm sure she will take her own life after the 6 hours. I'm going to make them say shit too for that money - LIKE - OH HELL NO. IT'S JUST PARIS. Nobody's will BUY her pictures so lets NOT waste the film on that WHORE! ha ha. I love my dreams.
Why is Jenna Jameson trying so hard to look like Jenny McCarthy? They look almost the damn same now, and it's wierd. Not that either one of them are pretty… but geez. I thought that it was her and Jim Carrey finally wised up and dumped her ass.
Anyway, ranting.
Hey, I can stand for you saying that about Jenna the professional whore, and Paris the unemployed…but don't knock MMA fighting! Yes, Tito is a douchebag, and just looking at him makes me sick, but some people respect what MMA style fighters do.
I hope you're kidding
When terrorists think of blowing up Americans, it's because of our support of Israel.
There are vapid, materalistic, whores in every country of this world. But Osama himself said: "Why did we not attack Sweden?" Because they're not in an alliance with people they see as their holy enemies.
I'm sure this simplification appealed to the idiots here…
Sure it was simplified, and I don't think anyone infers from this that this is the sole reason for terrorism. However, I'm not kidding. Watch this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.....Nightmares
There's a very interesting bit on how disgusted this guy, Sayyid Qutb, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayyid_Qutb) was with American lifestyles. One thing in particular they note was that Qutb hated the idea of "lawn care" being popular. I've never cared about lawns. I'm different than those Americans, which was my point.
Best,
Cord
Team Punishment is the name of his UFC training team. He's an athlete he gets paid to fight, it's not like he's walking around saying his gunna "punish people" by randomly beating them up. Get beat up much in high school, Cord?
I agree - Paris Hilton makes me want to bomb my own country.
"Paris, meet your future!"
To Ummm
You're absolutely right! There wouldn't be ANY terrorism if Israel didn't exist. Blah. You're ignorant.
This is why I love your site. Seriously, these people are total stereotypes, and that's what the rest of the world thinks of America. You can add Anna Nicole Smith and Bill O' Reilly to this list.
what's w/ the stupid child's hair-bow in the hair w/ a cocktail dress & serious jewelry?
This is exactly what I've been saying. Real people are nothing like these people, but this is how we're portryaed to the world. Surely it's not the cause of the violence, but it certainly doesn't help our case.
His pants are obscene, you can see his fricking peen.
Wow! I am being completely sincere in saying thank you for your amazingly accurate comment! It was horrifically true and yet laughably funny. I don't know that I have ever read anything more astute concerning the state of "us" against "them".
I just scanned over all of the comments and I agree with the Israel thing too. Could you imagine if these stereotypes also happened to be israeli's who moved to the states to do porn and fight?!? Haha. Osama'a hatred would probably increase exponentially!
God, do you think that by the two of them touching some sort of super-human strain of a STD was created that will take over the world?
I really don't understand what's going on with Jenna lately - why does she look sooooooo thin and gross? Is it meth?
Cord, you worthless negro. I hate you.
This was one of the best comments I have ever read. In theory, yes Osama hates us because of Isreal, but the rest of th world hates us because of IGNORANT FUCKS like to 2 ladies present…
And Paris Hilton makes me want to bomb my own country too! (HILARIOUS)