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Evil partygoer Paris Hilton recently accompanied boyfriend Benji Madden to South Africa, a country historically known for its abundance of unwelcome whites. While there, Hilton treated the nation the way a child does a toy store, sporadically pointing at things and demanding to know if she could own them:

"Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"

Thank God Paris was born after 1865, huh?

Apr 8, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 13 Responses
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  • Comments (13)

    No. 1 Run-DMS says:

    There oughta be a word for those people stupid enough to still defend this ignorant asshole.

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 11:41 am
    No. 2 SnackySmores says:

    Run, there is and it's "rich".

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 11:44 am
    No. 3 SnackySmores says:

    or are you referring to her fans? In which case, it'd be "brainwashed".

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 11:46 am
    No. 4 maria says:

    Benji is a good name for a dog, but not a boy.

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    No. 5 Katie says:

    maria, why do you think she likes him? she things she adopted him.

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    No. 6 Deano says:

    Please Cord, there have been many Paris Hilton's before 1865…one

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    No. 7 maria says:

    Paris: If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?
    Zookeeper: Well that all depends Miss. how fast can you run?
    Paris: 80 mph
    Zookeeper: Ok, she's yours for 250,000.

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    No. 8 Stoney says:

    Yes Paris, please buy a cheetah. Then let it munch you up clown feet first so the world will be rid of your worthless whore ass.

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    No. 9 blah says:

    This is what happens when you grow up with people convincing you that you can have anything your vapid little heart desires simply because you have money.

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    No. 10 chelsea says:

    movies, cds, shoes, perfume,clothing line,bags,
    personal appearance,sound like she doing pretty well for her self(being dumb and all)

    Posted: Apr 9, 2008 at 11:02 am
    No. 11 chelsea says:

    tv show

    Posted: Apr 9, 2008 at 11:44 am
    No. 12 mae says:

    "a country historically known for its abundance of unwelcome whites" that is equally as racist as saying america is a country "historically known for its abundance of unwelcome blacks"…shame on you. race didn't even have anything to do with this story, but way to bring something that shouldn't be a factor into the forefront.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 4:06 am
    No. 13 Brandon M. Witte says:

    go Paris and Nicky Hilton askmen.com

    Posted: May 11, 2008 at 9:09 pm
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