Yay! Finally Rwanda's problems are over!

Can't she just live off valtrex? How many calories in one tablet?

Yeah, while the local population is eating warthog anus, you are toughing it out with a 3 Muskateers. Ugh, how can you not know NOT to say that sort of shit - even if you are thinking it.

I bet the real quote went something like this:
"I’m scared, yeah. I’ve heard it’s really dangerous, and full of, you know, n—–s." The racist bitch.

I hope she gets explosive diarrhea.

she already has explosive diarrhea of the mouth.

Which is why I think it would be fun if she went down there and had it coming out of both ends. That's what she gets for making a musical. If my ear hole has to suffer so does her asshole.

She thinks she has street cred since she was jailed.

I'm making a mental scrapbook of the photos that will appear in the tabs…

1. Paris in a bandana (a la Angelina Jolie), looking somber as she stands in the middle of a group of Rwandan refugees.

2. Paris smiling as she holds a "Rwanadan black baby." (That's what she'll call him or her as she describes her trip to her friends over a leisurely dinner of cocaine, pot and Ecstasy.)

3. Paris visiting a second-grade class at a Rwandan school, Hello Kitty lunchbox in hand, sitting in the corner with a dunce cap on after failing to answer a simple math question: "If one rich whore comes to visit our country, bringing three LV suitcases filled with tap water and candy bars, how many of us actually care?" (The answer, of course, was one. The guy she'll invariably hook up with, and subsequently introduce the wonders of herpes to.)

Well, perhaps her plane will crash and that will be the end of "Bimbo-saves-the-world" syndrome.

Nice. I just read that there will be a crew following her, filming every vapid moment. And I forgot to add that her publicist Elliot Mintz (sic?) will be in the background of every photo, holding her dog tightly, letting her down every once in a while to crap in someone's dirt yard.

Nice, can we get some zany madcap sound effects for whenever she pulls a, "Paris"? Ohhhhhhh, Paris, waaaahhhh waaahhhh.

as someone who has traveled in africa, i can assure you that that stupid bitch is going to be better protected than the pope. she'll be safer touring the open air markets and staring at all the real live africans than she is at hyde. the last thing any of the officials of rwanda wants is some dead dumb fucking rich white cunt from america, because that means that no more dumb fucking rich white cunts from america will come and stare at all the real live africans. better to have the publicity of her making an ass out of herself talking about how much doing the humanitarian tourist thing changed her entire persective than the publicity of her getting her dumbass killed any day, despite the fact that the second option would be far more gratifying.

Don't forget, Lindsay is going in December. How lucky they are.

The tell tale reasons for her trip are evident when we examine the following statement. "She’ll be in Rwanda for five days, visiting schools and health-care clinics."

I think she's just seeking alternative sources of Valtrex.