Man Becoming Thing

Paris Hilton is back to dating Swedish pizza delivery man Alex Vaggo, the toy we originally mentioned in September. The couple’s symbiotic relationship in this video is amazingly metaphoric: She pays for the gasoline, he fills the tank.

Nov 28, 2007 · Link · 10 Responses
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Comments (10)

No. 1 maria says:

I’d love to stay and chat about this dude’s ginormous ears, but I???ll be on ebay looking for a cropped hooded black leather bomber jacket. Greed greed greed!

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 12:52 pm
No. 2 janice says:

That video is all about the people yelling in the background.

“Awoooooooooo! Waaaaaoooowooooo! PARIS!! Leave her alone. Wooaaaaaaaaa! You’re the best Paris. Oh, Paris. You’re the best. WAAAAAAoooooooaAAA”

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 12:54 pm
No. 3 jujubees says:

Don’t bomb me, Maria. I’ll give you Janice’s feather dress. Wasn’t this guy blonder last time?

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 12:56 pm
No. 4 lovelee says:

Mistress and Slave…interesting. Everytime I hear this kid’s name it reminds me of the evil painting in Ghost Busters

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 1:01 pm
No. 5 jujubees says:

Oh yeah, Viggo the conquerer? Viggo the something,

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 1:07 pm
No. 6 deimos says:

that guy is one lucky slut, he went from staying in a hostel to having paris as a sugar momma….too bad he probably has a handful of STDs now.

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 1:21 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

He’s sure asking a lot from his genitals.

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 1:28 pm
No. 8 deimos says:

no shit, his genitals have probably jumped ship already.

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 1:32 pm
No. 9 parissucksliterally says:

she is so gross, and I’m so sick of her….

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 1:54 pm
No. 10 stopthemadness says:

herpes is a small price to pay for free gas.

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:42 pm
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