Paris Hilton is back to dating Swedish pizza delivery man Alex Vaggo, the toy we originally mentioned in September. The couple’s symbiotic relationship in this video is amazingly metaphoric: She pays for the gasoline, he fills the tank.
I’d love to stay and chat about this dude’s ginormous ears, but I???ll be on ebay looking for a cropped hooded black leather bomber jacket. Greed greed greed!
That video is all about the people yelling in the background.
“Awoooooooooo! Waaaaaoooowooooo! PARIS!! Leave her alone. Wooaaaaaaaaa! You’re the best Paris. Oh, Paris. You’re the best. WAAAAAAoooooooaAAA”
Don’t bomb me, Maria. I’ll give you Janice’s feather dress. Wasn’t this guy blonder last time?
Mistress and Slave…interesting. Everytime I hear this kid’s name it reminds me of the evil painting in Ghost Busters
Oh yeah, Viggo the conquerer? Viggo the something,
that guy is one lucky slut, he went from staying in a hostel to having paris as a sugar momma….too bad he probably has a handful of STDs now.
no shit, his genitals have probably jumped ship already.
she is so gross, and I’m so sick of her….
herpes is a small price to pay for free gas.