Paris Hilton is feeling philanthropic! The only problem is, it’s such a foreign experience for her she has no idea what she’s doing (just like her first time with a black guy).
Hilton reveals, “I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”
Hear that, kids with leukemia? High heels will soon be filling your coffers like so much bullion. Don’t say she never did anything for you.
I’m sure those toddlers will love those shoes. Her assistant better get on packing her crap up. 8 year olds love, Versace.
How about not buying a new outfit every single day???? then you could actually donate money to the poor starving dying children. what a dumb bitch
nicole ritche’s unborn baby is smarter than paris.
Sadas, that would involve her wearing an outfit more than once. That’s just cruel and unusual punishment. Look what happened to her when she had to sleep on rough sheets. She’s just a fragile flower.
doesn’t paris’ existence confirm that there is no God? there are people out there i love to hate but i just hate this bitch. please die a meaningless and hilarious death already!
What would become of Tinkerbell? Where is Tinkerbell?
That doesn’t even make sense…unless she saved all her clothes and shoes from the time she was born. What are the poor kids going to do? Play dress up to add a touch of Parasite “beauty” and a ray of sunshine to their otherwise dull, dismal and meaningless existence? Excuse me while I wax all existential on her clueless ass.
so generous- giving clothes that you won’t wear, to people they won’t fit.
THAT’s a heart……so sweet!
I guess I would totally be grateful for semen filled clothing. YES!
It’s pathetic how in the background of all her photos you can see people chasing after her with goofy smiles on their faces wanting to get a photograph.
I don’t care if they do it cause “they are amused with her stupidity.” I don’t find racist folk who mock the poor “entertaining.”
I hope she doesn’t donate that crappy outfit. What the hell, did she just leave her Silver Sneakers class, Jazzercise? Being able to do, Fossey Fingers, is not a talent.
I guess the Kids could pretend those fug shoes were toy zebras.
Barbie’s sporty zebra boat. Those are some big feet there.
Wonk can’t even do anything charitable correctly. Who wants her old clothing?
if i was paris i would spend a little less money on clothes and go get that wonk eye and witch nose fixed. bitch is very unforunate looking.
Look, I slept with a black guy and it’s not all that difficult… Paris Hilton really is stupid.
(You just have to remember to ask them to take off their socks, there’s no bigger turnoff then seeing a black guy with nothing on but a pair of ultra-white athletic socks).
It is every sick childs dream to have jizz stained hooker clothes. I know if I were sick, that would be at the top of my Make-A-Wish list.
I wouldn’t throw Denzel out of bed for leaving his Gold Toes on.
And you know those charitable organizations are going to have to spend all of their donations just to sterilize those clothes…unless of course they want to inflict the children with the herp…and god knows what else.
We get a fake Perez post and two for Oscar De La Hoya, but nothing on the comedy gold that is ANTM? Get with it, Common Cord.
Show me a 5 year old who wears high heels in size 11! What are little kids going to do in those shoes besides use them as canoe’s?
Bunnieballs, the Cordites are getting restless…I smell rebellion in the air…or maybe it’s just that recycled cheeto powder.
Give them to their cross-dressing older brothers/dads?
I tivo’d ANTM, where is my post???????????? I was half way to shit faced last night. It’s like doing the deed to get no O.
I think he is denying us purposefully. We should have been smarter than that and demanded that he NOT do an ANTM post. Then the whole site would be all about Baby TyTy today.
No ANTM but we got one about that new shitty show. Another show that makes me want to stick toothpicks in my eyelids. I forgot this was a post about Einstein up top.
Oh, who cares? Do we ever stick to the topic? Plus, we have to hijack a post if Cord won’t give us what we want. It’s our haggy way.
“Mutiny On The Bunny”
So, I’m loving Ebony. That chick is GORGEOUS, darlings.
Was she the one who went to camp, t zone? I don’t know if I’d want to go to a camp that promotes my oily spots.
No, I think that was Lisa. Ebony was a flat out bitch that everyone already hates, but she is seriously a beauty. I also think Ebony was the one they were saying was anorexic.
Oh yes. She’s going to be the new Jade/Lisa. But, she has a heart of gold beneath the bitch.
could someone explain to Mila that college graduate is not an occupation. thanks.
ET — My first thought was, “She’d be better off giving those shoes to cross-dressing men like our Cord.” Great minds, etc. (Me and my size 10 boats don’t have much room to talk, but I get a pass because I’m not Paris-fucking-Hilton.)
Don’t we all?
I’m a size 8 and I shouldn’t be since I’m not very tall. Short person, big ass feet. It’s the big foot club.
8 isn’t big! I prayed as a little girl that my feet would never get bigger than a size 6. And that’s exactly the way it happened, if you use european sizing…. Like, I was supposed to be specific?
April, I have a feeling College Graduate takes up all of Mila’s time and energy…
im short, im an 8, my feet arent big. suck it juju.
and by *it* i mean my left tit, cuz i dont have an *it* in the traditional sense of the term “suck it”
I’m 5′6, and wear an 8, so is that still considered short with clown feet?
April, admit you have chewbaca feet. My mom is only one inch shorter than me and she’s a size 5. Don’t cry bigfoot, I still love you.
your mom just as iy bity feet, like someone cut off her toes or something. Don’t lie, you know it!
my feet are fine! FINE I TELL YOU
April, juju’s mom’s feet are beautiful, they are in the shape of a lovely lotus flower.
Whatever, “Those aren’t my pants”, Lohan.
I should bind these clod hoppers like they used to in, China.
Linday, “I didn’t have sex with your husband in the bathroom”, Lohan.
Lindsay “im just having fun like a normal crack addict” Lohan
Lindsay “I’m so sorry about what I did to you but not sorry enough to take back what I said in the press” Lohan
Lindsay, “I can’t believe I was in rehab”, Lohan
I’m 5′5 on a good day and wear a size 9. I hate feet. They are the grossest thing ever, except those freaks that have some weird obsession with feet.
I hate feet too. I know you need them and all but, nasty. They’re shaped funny and look weird. It’s like the crotch of the ankles.
Am I sick if I like feet just fine and I don’t like ankles?
I think we should all seek some professional help.
I totally just lost it juju…”the crotch of the ankles” is priceless.
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