Malls Are Cages

“Look, kids, she’s in her natural habitat: a shoe store. Don’t touch her, don’t feed her and DO NOT emulate her. Now let’s go look at the Olsens.”


Dec 10, 2007 · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 janice says:

Is that man on the ground holding a small mirror? Cause dude, if you want to see up there, you really don’t need that kind of trickery. Just google it.

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 11:32 am
No. 2 playla says:

That is so unsettling. Creepy, creepy, creepy.

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 11:34 am
No. 3 deimos says:

i hope they all started pointing and laughing after that picture was taken. after they were done laughing i hope the little girl pointed at paris and said” daddy look how big her feet are! that is so gross!”. it’s fun to dream.

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 11:44 am
No. 4 jujubees says:

OMG, are those shoes La Gear? She really is a dumb whore. Tacos Nachos will never want you back now.

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 12:14 pm
No. 5 jill says:

That’d be fantastic! Especially if instead of throwing her shit at the people watching her she threw money and Valtrex.

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 12:56 pm
No. 6 Mrs. Fiesty says:

Ohhhh… so that’s why Phoebe wrote “Smelly Cat”. I never got that song until now.

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 1:24 pm
No. 7 maria says:

kids: dad she’s showing us her boobies!
dad: that’s because she’s a special breed of socialite, sweetie, she’s what they call “Attention Whore”. Look if we turn our back, she’ll stop.
son: ha ha ha I tapped on the glass and she wriggled her butt
dad: stop it, that’s not nice.

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 1:50 pm
No. 8 parissucksliterally says:

like this bitch wears sneakers.
I would make my kids point and laugh at her….she says “Hi SEXY” to CHILDREN- fucking idiot.

Posted: Dec 10, 2007 at 1:58 pm
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