“Look, kids, she’s in her natural habitat: a shoe store. Don’t touch her, don’t feed her and DO NOT emulate her. Now let’s go look at the Olsens.”
Is that man on the ground holding a small mirror? Cause dude, if you want to see up there, you really don’t need that kind of trickery. Just google it.
i hope they all started pointing and laughing after that picture was taken. after they were done laughing i hope the little girl pointed at paris and said” daddy look how big her feet are! that is so gross!”. it’s fun to dream.
OMG, are those shoes La Gear? She really is a dumb whore. Tacos Nachos will never want you back now.
That’d be fantastic! Especially if instead of throwing her shit at the people watching her she threw money and Valtrex.
Ohhhh… so that’s why Phoebe wrote “Smelly Cat”. I never got that song until now.
kids: dad she’s showing us her boobies!
dad: that’s because she’s a special breed of socialite, sweetie, she’s what they call “Attention Whore”. Look if we turn our back, she’ll stop.
son: ha ha ha I tapped on the glass and she wriggled her butt
dad: stop it, that’s not nice.
like this bitch wears sneakers.
I would make my kids point and laugh at her….she says “Hi SEXY” to CHILDREN- fucking idiot.