Try Saying That With A Straight Face
So it's really happening: Paris Hilton officially has a reality show in the works with MTV, and its tentative title is Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Seriously.
A press conference was held in LA last night to reveal more details about the show nobody wants to see:
Wannabe members of Hilton's entourage must submit their details to a Web site, parisbff.com, where online voters will decide their fate. The 20 finalists [both men and women] will move into a house with Hilton and will learn from the master about 'normal girl stuff,' like fashion, parties and shopping.
We checked out the site and have found our early favorite.
But more importantly: Is there any way we could get the Mollygood spammers' information and sign them up for this show?
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my superpowers are strange and great but i don't think they're strong enough to get spammer information. sorry whitney.
NO BUT YOU COULD SIGN ME UP. MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY
Learning how to master “normal girl stuff” – in relation to Paris, this likely translates to posing for cameras, flashing lady flower, and being so spoiled by your parents that trust fund statements discharge from your southern peninsula.
I love that being a girl is reduced to shopping, parties and fashion. And here I thought "normal girl stuff" was boobies and vag. Or is that "normal girl junk"?
Whit, My boyfriend is casting for the show.(i know-embarassing but he's got other great shows as well) But I can honestly get you on it. Let me know…
Oh. My. God. WHITNEY - this is the journalistic break you have been waiting for, girl!
take one for the team whitney. go on the show and make paris cry. better yet, send cord!
Whitney, think of it - you could see the wonk up close. You could hear, first hand, as she dorps her voice to a baritone. You could experience the magic as she somehow gives another guy STDs. GLORY!
Everyone should go to http://ParisBFF.com/people/kfenz and vote for my friend! Seriously if you could honestly get him on, I promise hilarity will ensue!
yourmom: I see you can only vote once a day, remember to put that link up every day and I will vote. We need a mole.
BFF - Best Fake Friend
Buy me a new dress, you ugly useless cunt.
say please
It may be a fun show. Paris makes an awesome reality TV star! She was so hilarious in the show Pop Fiction donning her milk maid dress. I siked to tune in Sunday to see what new celebrities will star in it.
Hilly = Paris' grandma.
So thats a no? You say the word and Ill give you my contact info. Just make sure to make it funny.
Seriously: Shoot me an e-mail. :)
Yippie!