I’ve always thought that Paris Hilton was a reminiscent of an exotic animal. I just never realized that she was almost a member of the Simian family. Now that I’m looking, she does have remarkably long arms. A little head scratching is no problem, hell, we all get confused sometimes, just as long as she doesn’t adopt other chimp tendencies. (Like, say, feces flinging as a means to do away with pesky paparazzi.)

Paris is in Cannes hob-nobbing with the Hollywood elite, squeezing in some shopping and ice cream on a beautiful day.

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