Please God, No
Pictures of Paris Hilton out in LA last night are causing a ruckus on the Internet because the camera angle makes her look a teensy bit preggers. We don't buy it — we believe in staying positive.
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Satin is a very unforgiving fabric…no matter what size you are.
Paris has a habit of sticking out her stomach anyway, so I doubt that she is. (Well, I'm PRAYING she isn't!!!)
If this is true, then I'm going straight home and making saddles. When those four horsemen show up, I want to be bearing gifts.
Probably a belly full of jiz. That's pretty nasty. I apologize.
Did kittenpaw's post read in Larry the Cable Guy's voice for anyone else?
She either:
1) strapped on a fake belly OR
2) has starvation distention
I refuse to believe that the Maddens are *that* fertile.
Yes, horses and donkeys can mate.
But at least this means Hilton and Madden's offspring will probably be sterile…
Great, more demented offspring. Can you say hello to mini she.
Kitchy - No!! I despise Larry the Cable Guy. I actually have seizures when that Nutrisystem commercial comes on.
she just ate for pete's sake! maybe she has her period!
I was thinking that she probably just stuck her belly out so it looked like she was pregnant. She is an attention-whore so it wouldn't surprise me. What better way to get everyone's attention than to jump on the baby-train?
I would say it's a food baby, but she probably pukes after she eats. My bet is she is doing it to get attention.
who gives a shit?