Paris Hilton may sometimes be a little ditzy when it comes to her pet-collecting tendencies (haha remember that monkey?) but at least she never managed to kill any of them. Sure there was that time the heiress left her cat at the vets for so long they had to bring it back to her, but when you own a San Diego Zoo's worth of lemurs and kinkajous, it's sort of hard to keep track of your 17 unusually small dogs and other "normal" animals.
Whoops…did we say 17? Make that 15.
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Why on earth would you want 17 (or 15) pets if you spend most of your time partying and not being home? Or is it just that she likes having cute things around her?
She needs that many pets to go with her outfits. Now she won't be able to wear a few dresses until she replaces the dogs.
As much as I hate Paris I wouldn't wish pet death on anyone.
poor little dogs. :(
Maybe I'm misremembering, but wasn't there a fairly recent news story about Paris forgetting about a dog locked in her closet and the maid found it dead?
If I had as much money as Paris Hilton and my life consisted of shopping, tanning and partying then I'd happily own a little army of cute dogs. Why not?
agreed, oilybohunk7.
i might just start agreeing with everything you say, because typing out the word "oilybohunk7" makes me a little giddy on the inside.
Keebler, she *doesn't* acquire dogs to go with her dresses. She acquires dogs to go with her handbags.
Related to that, I've come up with a product idea: non-poisonous, completely safe hair dye for dogs. Ladies, got a shiny red purse to go with the red pumps but no dog to complement them? Well, just apply Scarlet Canine (or Scarlet Pussy, for cats) to your trusty four-legged companion and the two of you are ready for that big social function. Together, you'll look Paris chic!
I think this could work. Anyone know how to float an IPO?
good idea run but somebody beat you to it. that slut from danity kane has a dog that she tortures but making it look like a multicolored tranny mess.
Run- I just saw a dog yesterday that had its ears dyed hot pink. I swear to croutons.
you canadians are sooooooooooooooo yesterday.
:)
Hehe, I'm happy it makes you giddy.
If you remove the word "puppies' from this post it's a really optimistic story!
As a pet owner, shouldn't you protect your small lap dogs from wild predators? I think she dropped the ball on this one.
Oh yea, I call bullshit. I bet they were both closet related deaths.
milly, COMMIE.
HA!!!
Once again paris is such a joke,she should not be allowed to have any pet's from her record!!!
TMZ is reporting this story is false.
Wow! Impressive zinger from Milly!
How pity the paris hilton but that is the interesting stories,… oh yes I suggest you to check my blog on http://puppies-reviews.blogspot.com/ , I hope the article on my blog will be usefull for you because that blog contain about how to take care our puppies, and I think we don't want to be like paris hilton who lose her dog… :-)