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Addicted to attention! Get sexy eyes! Someone at Seventeen is having some fun with Paris Hilton. According to Us Weekly, inside next month's Seventeen Magazine, Paris tackles some weighty issues like sex:

“I think you like [sex] when you’re, like, in your thirties,” Hilton says. “That’s what someone told me. We’ll see.”

Yikes, sorry Paris Lastis, Stavros, Travis Barker, Jame Neate…and that's just this quarter.

She also took the time to talk about a very important issue she has some recent experience with: drunk driving. In the mag, Paris appears on a full page PSA saying:

“All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive – it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it,” Hilton says in the ad.

When I graduated from D.A.R.E. in fifth grade, I won the poetry contest and got to read at the graduation ceremony. My winning poem was called "One Drink" and I'm not sure, but I think Paris Hilton might have plagiarized a little bit (but she missed my thrilling finale of "One hit, one sip, one puff, one line…and you're dead." Heavy stuff). True story.

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Oct 25, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 6 Responses
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  • Comments (6)

    No. 1 aries_chic says:

    right above her head it says "five signs you're addicted to attention", do you think that maybe they did that on purpose! lol

    Posted: Oct 25, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    No. 2 kat says:

    One of the signs has got to be–YOUR name is PARIS HILTON!

    Posted: Oct 25, 2006 at 1:37 pm
    No. 3 Abby says:

    OMG Molly. I think we are cosmic soul mates. I won the D.A.R.E writing contest (mine was an essay) in the fifth grade, too. I have pictures of me holding my ribbon next to Officer Stellar. TRUE FUCKING STORY. I'll send them to you. We were obviously destined to meet.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2006 at 2:00 pm
    No. 4 chunkstyle says:

    Molly, we need to start an I-was-in-an-anti-drug-school-assembly support group. I was in a D.A.R.E. clone (called PRIDE, I don't know what those letters stood for, but it wasn't FUN) and I played a marijuana leaf. Oh boy, I gave a little speech about killing brain cells and all that jazz. I think I also proved that recent sutdy correct about the anti-drug ads too. (The one that says watching them increased drug use)
    Cheers!

    Posted: Oct 25, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    No. 5 kirish says:

    i won the essay contest! i still have it

    Posted: Oct 25, 2006 at 9:20 pm
    No. 6 antiparis says:

    WHYYYYYY is she in Seventeen magazine?? Isnt she like, oh my gosh 25?? She made a sex video, she has herpes and sleeps around. Dare I mention the alleged drug use and husband stealing. Or the DUI. Best yet, she is a high school drop out. Someone needs to get canned at Seventeen. There is nothing good or role modelish about Paris.

    Posted: Oct 27, 2006 at 8:21 am
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