Cover Your Ears
Paris Hilton, the original reality TV queen of bad music, released a new single on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, where bogus artists go to debut their latest travesties. The song, titled "My BFF," is basically another way to hawk her terrible new reality show, which we will be watching only for the good of Reality Bytes (and to warn our dear readers of the monstrosities we will surely face).
Interested in how terrible the new song is? You can listen here or just sample some of the genius lyrics:
Could you be the one I waaaaaant? (My best friend)
Could you be the one I neeeeeed? (My best friend)
All of my life, don't you know I've been waitiiiiiing (For a best friend)
Could you be the one I waaaaaant? (My best friend)
Yep, it's that bad.
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You know, if you replace "my best friend" with "a face punch," the song is pretty catchy.
we've never seen her blow job face from this perspective.
She is such a skank. It makes me sick that she says racial slurs, drives drunk, and is a whore but people still give her the time of day. Why is that?
When is she going to just give it up!!!! This has to be one of the stupidest shows of the year next to denise richards and the lohans. Does she not realize yet she is nothing but a laughingstock to people!!! Maybe she should just stick to selling her overpriced cheap crap!!! If anybody buys it that is!!!
Good grief…is she still around?
Paris for Vice President!!!!
Too bad Freddie Mercury is dead
We've so had enough of this artificial narcissist…please, we're begging you - no more!
They should warn us that this song makes your bowels release. I was not prepared.