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Paris Hilton debuted her trashtastic shoe line yesterday at a Las Vegas Macy's, presumably because the only people who would want to wear those hideous things also like to dance on poles.

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Jul 30, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 17 Responses
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    No. 1 gayledi says:

    I had that same Qiana dress in 1977.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 10:24 am
    No. 2 Chelsea says:

    I can't believe I'm about to defend Paris Hilton (has the world imploded yet?) but my first thought was, at least she bothers to make appearances. LC wasn't so smart with her shitty clothes.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 11:07 am
    No. 3 High Heels says:

    Well, I can't believe I am going to defend this chick but of late she really seems like she has matured or something. She looks better. She looks sexier. I doubt her shoes will be a flop any more than Jessica Simpson's were (for comparison). In case you're wondering Jessica's shoe line and accessories made something like over $300 million worldwide last year.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 11:36 am
    No. 4 killorn says:

    I think the "P" mark in her logo is clever. If you'll pardon me, I have to go set fire to preemies to offset the sincerity of that statement.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No. 5 Kate says:

    She actually looks really pretty here, and seems to have toned down the crazy a bit.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    No. 6 sar says:

    it's ok killorn. good designers can happen to bad people.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    They're pretty much Jessica Simpson's shoes with Paris Hiltons name on them.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    No. 8 ilnazhad says:

    I knew a child would shrivel up and die if they came in contact with Paris Hilton.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    No. 9 ilnazhad says:

    juju- That's more like any shoe you see at the mall with Paris Hilton's name on them.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    No. 10 iheartmycro says:

    she really has a bad case of "man hands"

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    No. 11 MagStar says:

    Are those shoes going to come in size 16 to accommodate her own feet?

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    No. 12 Chelsea says:

    I bought a pair of Jessica Simpson's shoes last weekend and have to return the damn tranny things. They don't stay on my feet!

    I don't have anything funny or witty to say here (do I ever?) I just want to warn others. They're like these: http://www.shoes.com/Shop/Prod.....=EC1081222 except not gold and made from snakes, and the back somehow simultaneously pinches and falls off my heel. Serves me right I guess, but wtf.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    No. 13 anonymous says:

    Paris is such a joke,when is she going to give it up!!!!!!!!

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    No. 14 JG says:

    Did no one else notice the wonderful juxtaposition of Paris's feet in their trashy gold pumps with the Mom's hairy legs in her white flip flops? That picture says it all…the only thing better would be if they swapped shoes.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    No. 15 Anon says:

    I wonder why these PR goons post the very same comments? "I'm not a Hilton fan, but…" I can't believe I'm saying this, but…" Who do they think they're fooling? It's definitely not working. Shallow, phony, and sad — like Hilton, herself.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    No. 16 Anon says:

    One more thing…

    Since when is dressing well on occasion the criteria for having character, talent and integrity? I still become ill when I hear about her "cottage cheese in a garbage bag" hateful commentary, or whenI hear her lie, repeatedly during interviews. Some things never change.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    No. 17 Chelsea says:

    So Anon…I'm not a PR goon. I'm someone who actually hates this woman and all the herpes bacteria that must surround her. But I did think it was better that she bothered to promote the shoe line that no doubt someone else designed under her name.

    And on that note, does Paris really have PR goons? And if she does, do they have nothing better to do but post on message boards?

    Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 8:17 am
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